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Cowboy Pickles

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Step 1. Pick the number of the month you were born.
1. I ate
2. I made out with
3. I trolled
4. I fapped to

5. I dreamed about
6. I RDM'd with
7. I hacked
8. I PERMA BANNED
9. I choked on
10. I slept with
11. I fucked
12. I made dinner for

Step 2. Pick the number of the day you were born.
1. Jimmy
2. A minge
3. Someone's GOLD Membership
4. Upper Management
5. The Technical Council
6. Homer
7. Rizon
8. JJK
9. Conkers
10. Suicide
11. Archer
12. Some smelly ol' hobo
13. Some gay ass server community not worth mentioning
14. Garry
15. The Team Fortress 2 Community
16.  VALVe
17. The Counter Strike Community
18. Myself
19. A RDMer
20. A Hacker
21. Someone who got perma banned
22. Inc
23. The poster of this thread
24. THE ENTIRE HELLSGAMERS COMMUNITY
25. All the workers at STEAM.
26. Obama
27. All the bronies.
28. My mother
29. My Gold Membership
30. My penis
31. My Kool-Aid

Pick the color of the shirt your wearing.
Red: Because I'm a minge.
Black: Because I like to RDM.
White: Because I like to Free-Kill.
Gray: Because I can't 360 noscope in Counter Strike
Green: Because I'm secretly a spy.
Purple: Because I secretly dislike Hellsgamers but for some reason I still play on their servers and is an active member of the community.
Pink: Because I like cheese.

Rainbow: Because I'm a strong independent  woman who don't need no man.
Yellow: Because I'm gay.
LOL I'M HALF/FULL NAKED LOL: Because I love to touch myself.
Other: Because I do what I want.

Mine is: I choked on Inc because I like to RDM. POST RESULTS! (I ran out of HG related stuff so I slapped some shit in)


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LazaReal #Real #420 #Real

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-.- All my reals...
Real.

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Archer

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mine is "I slept with my penis because I like to free-kill."

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SBPro

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I slept with all the bronies because I do what I want...

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Noel

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I trolled The Team Fortress 2 Community Because I like to Free-Kill....hmmm

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Accsick

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I dreamed about Some smelly ol' hoboBecause I like to RDM.

Edit i fucked up heres the legit one lol

Edited by Accsick, February 27 2013 - 12:08 AM.


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ΔSCII

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My answer :I like to steal codfish from reddevils nipples.

I think the computer cheated.
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[8:07:26 PM] bort: i have a mullet, but equally long on the front too

12:55 PM - HG | Archer [L]: ascii, u got banned?

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Chex

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I dreamed about an RDMer because I like to RDM.

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JJK

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I slept with myself Because I love to touch myself.
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dizyvipr

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I trolled upper-management because I like to free kill


oops...someone ban me quick

Edited by dizyvipr, February 27 2013 - 12:35 AM.

HG | JJK: You're just like me except with a penis.
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&With all the wonders in the world...humans invented boredom.

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ganja555

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This thread really discriminates against people who dont play gmod.
P.S I made dinner for a minge because i like to freekill
420 BLAZE IT MANG, SMOKE DA GANJA N DA KUSH YOLOSWAGFISH
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
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isaac

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I PERMA BANNED THE ENTIRE HELLSGAMERS COMMUNITYBecause I like to RDM

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/Thanks to  Celestica for the first sig/


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.Prime

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Where's the 666 or jesus option?
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[HG] Provin [M] Broke bro code and threw HG | J3TTA [C] under the bus! 2/13/11
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italk said:

"Sticks and bones don;t hurt my bones but, words do".

ttaM said:

This should be framed.

Go kill yourself.

The_Monkey said:

The whitelist site is now officially an IQ checker. If you fail to whitelist yourself correctly, your IQ is that of Sloth from the Goonies.

CantBeFaded said:

get off the fucking meth

sXe me myself and i said:

5. Reason for ban: im banned for no reason -.- so plz unban me i like youre server very hard

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BranHorse

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I made out with the tf2 community because i love to touch myself while making out with the entire tf2 community.

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JewBear

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I dreamed about inc because i like to rdm...


DAFUQ?
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I ate jimmy because im gay

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Mine is:

I ate Garry because I like to RDM.
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xafizzle

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I fucked all the workers at steam because I'm a spy

makes sense

View Postthrill0gy, on July 4 2013 - 08:02 PM, said:

also stop making me download ugly custom shit you neckbeards

Brad said:

thanks somon knows what shit is doin around here suicide get of the horse and stop actin liek a bitch well you are just not girl kind your mom makes good bagels
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Arezk

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aha nice this is mine

I made dinner for Upper Management because I'm a minge.

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Ethan Mars

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I trolled My Kool-Aid Because I can't 360 noscope in Counter Strike

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Thank you Silly Brian for making this cool signature :)


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Thank you CletusP for making this cool signature :)

Want signatures like that?
http://hellsgamers.c...amp-Art-Related





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