Ay gurl, are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna give you kids.
Ay gurl, Im feelin pretty sick. Im lackin the Vitamin U
Ay gurl, I need you like Lisa Needs Braces.
Ay gurl, are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only ten I see.
Ay gurl, you better call Life Alert, cuz Ive fallen for you and I can't get up.
Ay gurl, are you lost? Cuz heavens a long way from here.
Ay gurl, is your name Gillette? Cuz ur the best a man can get.
Ay gurl, you must be bedrock cuz my love for you is unbreakable.
Ay gurl, are those space pants? Cuz yo ass is outta this world.
Ay gurl, I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away.
Ay gurl, take this tulip so we can put our tulips together.
Ay gurl, is your name Katrina? Cuz you rock me like a hurricane.
Ay gurl, you're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
Ay gurl, you better call the vet, cuz yo pussy gettin destroyed on Friday.
Happy Valentines Day guys.