Uhh, what the fuck are you talking about?
NYC is the greatest city in the world and there are plenty more that are nicer than Toronto.
Miami can kick Toronto's ass any day. We have beautiful people, beautiful cars, and a nice climate. It's also multicultural and the architecture destroys any other place.
Chicago is much nicer as a city than Toronto as well. Leave your shell dude.
Why would he lie about being an EMT? In NJ you don't need to be 18 to be an EMT, or at least volunteer EMT. Its 16 I think.
Anyway, italk, just rent a Rolls Royce and hire some whore off the street to come with you, and then show up to the after party uninvited. Like a fucking boss.