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From the desk of the Prime Minister:

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to defend our great country from this unprovoked and cowardly attack upon us.

 

I hereby call to arms all willing to defend our land and repel this attack. Canadian citizenship is granted to any who seek to help us grow as a prosperous and peaceful nation. Peaceful does not mean we are going to take this sitting down, not even close. Canadians have a long and illustrious reputation for being fierce warriors when called upon and we will uphold this proud tradition. Our arsenal will be bigger, our troops will be better trained, our people will be happier, and we will come out victorious.

 

I know this is a lot for me to ask of you, but we are in a time of need. The enemy has taken our Parliament. Fear not, as we are currently rebuilding and restructuring for a more defended capital region. Safety will once again be optimized for an increasingly hostile world. Your guaranteed safety is our number one concern.

 

We will not be intimidated by terrorist actions. We do not hold the United States of America to blame for this attack from an independent terrorist organization under their flag. We have their governments full cooperation in hunting down and eliminating all threats.

 

Our staff is as follows,

 

Prime Minister

Joker

 

Chief of Defence

Burnt

 

Mexican Ambassador

Killuminati

 

Governor General

Huejay

 

Chief Justice of Canada

Dode

 

President of Tim Hortons

SpawnMatrix

 

Vice President of Tim Hortons

Dictator

 

Puerto Rican Ambassador

ASCII

 

British Ambassador

iAman

 

Director of Maple Syrup

Manchu

 

Arab Ambassador

MagicMan

 

American Ambassador

Jeez

 

We have many positions available and are formally organizing to optimize our plans for a bright future for this great nation. Never Forgive. Never Forget. Never be intimidated. If you are interested in becoming a citizen, please leave your name below with the position you are applying for.

 

 

Your first mistake was underestimating us, now suffer the consequences.

 

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don't be intimidated though. it's not the US, but what it is I can not say.

 

- After the raid, enjoying a delicious steak on top of the "masterpiece" of a flag.

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- Making our way back out of your base so we can enjoy only some of these juicy lootations.. (Wasn't much.)

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-Having sexy time after the victory over Canada.

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-Rest in pepperoni's mlg crew here

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