fdh Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 http://www.omegle.com Don't have to sign up or etc. Mostly full of retards and trolling fatties. But every once in a while a serious person is there to have a serious conversation and that's the people you seriously wanna mess with Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi. asl? You: i need an outside, non-biased, honest opinion You: you up for it? Stranger: okay You: i need legal advice...i hit an old woman while i was out riding...i kinda just left...do you see any legal issues with this? You: i don't think she was hurt or anything Stranger: i wouldn't say i'm the best for legal advice Stranger: but honestly, even if it was an accident and no one was seriously injured, you shouldn't have left like that You: well i mean i wasn't riding in a car You: i didn't know if hit and run laws applied Stranger: what were you riding? You: heh you prolly won't believe me... You: i have a reindeer farm and was testing the sled before the winter season really kicks in Stranger: mhm.. You: see my situation? Stranger: yeah but did it really happen? You: ridiculously complicated You: i don't think anyone could identify me...i was wearing pretty discreet clothing...red jacket, red pants etc You: but then again how many reindeer farms do you know of >.> Stranger: oh, you would be surprised You: whatcha mean? Stranger: at first I didn't believe you but it could happen You: do you know someone else who's grandma got run over by a reindeer? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Christmas song ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom! Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I just did this rofl You: Hi Stranger: hey You: My name is Lydia Stranger: mines adam You: guess my ethnicity? Stranger: asian? You: BINGO Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 rofl venom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I just did this roflYou: Hi Stranger: hey You: My name is Lydia Stranger: mines adam You: guess my ethnicity? Stranger: asian? You: BINGO Your conversational partner has disconnected lol wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 A little tooooooooo creepy at the beginning w/ clark, matt g etc lol... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: my name is clark You: What kind of rationale discussion would you like to have today? You: Don't do shit like that Stranger: why You: Do you think HG is corrupt? Stranger: yeah Stranger: are ya alittle horny You: How are you so creative with the packaging labels for people's t-shirts? Stranger: i sperm on each one Stranger: feels good man You: I'm telling Richie Stranger: i killed richie Stranger: my name is matt g. You: G for _____ Stranger: gay Stranger: dont make fun of my Stranger: name Stranger: fag You: Simmer down Stranger: clark was a whore You: Thought your name was clark? lolucorrupt? Stranger: prositute for name brand clothing You: Will you ddos us if Lyds permabans you? Stranger: yeah Stranger: ebaums world sucks Stranger: ddos your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You: HI! Stranger: hi You: HI Stranger: hi You: HI Stranger: hi Stranger: hi again You: hi again Stranger: lol You: Stranger: hello You: hello Stranger: interest Stranger: haha You: lol Stranger: your asl? Stranger: hai again Stranger: haha You: 20 m ny You: HAI Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You: HI Stranger: do you hate people who say got cam? You: got cam? Stranger: lol shutup You: lol Stranger: i officially hate you now You: Stranger: haha You: but your my bestest friend Stranger: ohh really? You: YA RLY Stranger: lol Stranger: why is that You: i dunno Stranger: lol Stranger: why not You: cause i sneezed Stranger: ok Stranger: what do you love doing Stranger: ? You: sleeping Stranger: ok You: thats a total lie Stranger: lol ok You: cause id be sleeping now Stranger: ok...so whats the truth You: you cant handle the truth Stranger: sure i can Stranger: we arent best friends anymore You: Stranger: lol i was saying is that the truth Stranger: asl? You: 20 m ny Stranger: ohk Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: hi, horny slut? You: yea Stranger: cool, how old? You: 12/f/ny Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You: RAWR Stranger: ? You: did i scare you Stranger: ya Stranger: pls dont do it agn You: oh sorry You: i ddint knwo you were such a sissy Stranger: m/f? You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hows life? You: pretty fucking pro Stranger: lol You: ORLY Stranger: yes You: well shit Stranger: very Stranger: bye bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I think I have a tumor on my dick You: what do you suggest? Stranger: mmm. Stranger: have a tumor operation. You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: you know how I get around town? Stranger: asl Stranger: ? Stranger: how You: i asked first You: well You: its an old amish trick You: you fuck a horse You: and you always have a ride home You: you should try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: MY GOD! You: ME TOO! Stranger: ME THREE!! You: YOU FOUR! Stranger: YOU FIVE! You: HG Stranger: ELMO! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, male, 18, gay You: wow you're hot Stranger: lol You: are you laughing at me? you don't think I'm cute? Stranger: i doo You: ew I'm not gay You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hey 17 m australia asl? You: 19/tranny USA Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3D Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i want a horny girl You: I can be a horny girl for you Stranger: u got pix? You: yes You: Hold on Stranger: k You: http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3549/hornyy.jpg You: do you think i'm fit? Stranger: i love it Stranger: howd u know im a fatty fuccer Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Owned. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: my name is Bill and I am wild You: I guess you can call me wild bill Stranger: lol okay :| You: :| ? You: :| <---what's that? Stranger: Nuetral face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3D Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: 18 f horny here looking guy who have msn n webcam You: i'm looking for a hot girl, take a look at this vid of me and tell me if you like what you see http://www.nobrain.dk You: do you think i'm hot? You have disconnected. LOL TROLLED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 wow this is stupid Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: i'm 17 boy japan~! and you? You: im 16 girl usa Stranger: nice to meet you Stranger: do u have a MSN or skype? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: anybody here? You: yes.. You: how are you Stranger: oh ,well,thanks You: cool You: what are you doing Stranger: er...nothing ... You: k.... Stranger: what? You: J3TTA loves to get random headshot right? Stranger: oh, well,...maybe... You: do you think he is pro? Stranger: sorry i know little about him You: what about lyds? You: wait.... do you love Jailbreak? Stranger: yeah,,,,Jailbreak!perfect Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 EPIC THREAD IS EPIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 He thought you were a conman seboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 HTTP://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: hey i'm 18/m/canada You: hi You: that was fast. You: =] You: I'm 18 as well You: But f and from the US. Stranger: how are you? You: I'm doing well thanks. You: You? Stranger: are you on here for non sexual conversation? You: Well depends on what you want and what you look like, I suppose. Stranger: i want decent conversation You: Do boobs and penises count? Stranger: lol i guess You: Well that works. You: haha You: I'm up for any type of conversation. You: What kind of things are you into? Stranger: crack, meth, heroin, etc Stranger: ropes chains leather Stranger: etc You: I'm not laughing. Stranger: me neither You: You almost sounded normal at the beginning... Stranger: did i mention Stranger: i'm gay You: Well that works, because I'm a lesbian. Stranger: oh cool Stranger: DYKE Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 BEST OMEGLE EVER. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: how're you? Stranger: Looking for someone in Canberra, Female and someone that i can lose my virginity to! You: How old? Stranger: horney Stranger: 17 You: I'm 18. You: A little ways outside of Canberra though. Stranger: canberra? Stranger: shit You: From Cooma Stranger: shit You: hah? Stranger: can you come to canberra? You: Well depends on how good you are. You: If not...it's not worth me going out there. You: =[ Stranger: well i am a virgin so i dont know... You: You look good? Stranger: no You: Do you not think you look good? You: Or you really not look good? You: haha Stranger: i am unattacive... You: You have a picture to show how unattractive you are? You: I'm not going to walk into something I will regret. You: No offense. Stranger: i just got out of hospital and i have put on 40kg Stranger: i have a fat belly and man boobs... Stranger: you get the picture? You: More picture than I need. You: You: Do your boobs match mine? Stranger: WOW NO MUCH SMALLER! You: =D Stranger: dam your hot Stranger: how are you not occupied tonight? You: Got back from going out with friends. You: And I'm not an easy catch. Stranger: i can see that you can have anyone you want You: And the question is...do I want you? Stranger: No! Stranger: not at all You: Good call! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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