Huejay Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Here are some few tricks you can do so you can the pootang anytime brah (trust me, im an expert): 1. Say "ay bby want sum fuk?" 2. "Woo" her with some cheesy pickup line (Ex. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong) 3. Slowly start talking to her and just ask for her number! Might be awk but you'll get somewhere 4. Text her every day! But don't be nitpicky about it, just take it slow and enjoy it 5. Fuck her right in the pussy 6. Buy her Starbucks 7. Ask her out to dinner I could list SO much more, but I'll condense it to that much. Good luck friend! <3 :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey7 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 bust down her door with your penis 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ask her to play I show you mine if your you show me yours and play with cellphones to begin with and move on to other things later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Don't go ring her doorbell just for her number. I would rather ask if she would want to hang out sometime (a movie or grab lunch one day etc etc) You can ask for her number when you guys are out. The worst that can happen is that she will decline. Girls like confidence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 you messed up not asking for her number when you saw her. Going to her house is something I wouldn't do. If you really want her number run into her again, follow her when she leaves the house. Just don't get out of hand. realtalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 you messed up not asking for her number when you saw her. Going to her house is something I wouldn't do. If you really want her number run into her again, follow her when she leaves the house. Just don't get out of hand. realtalk. dont be a stalker got it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manchu_OPFOR Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 This is a very informative thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fweakz Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Just got to go for it and not be so shy or worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 add her on facebook if that does not work go to her house house and paint ur dick as if it where a joint, then u get high together and u tell her u have a bigger joint, and then u show her dick and she'll be like daaaaaaaaaaamn homie, that's small, rip in peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaOfPain Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 add her on facebook if that does not work go to her house house and paint ur dick as if it where a joint, then u get high together and u tell her u have a bigger joint, and then u show her dick and she'll be like daaaaaaaaaaamn homie, that's small, rip in peace DOLAN HAS SPOKEN! THIS IS GREAT ADVICE, DOLAN SWIMS IN DAT PUSSY and fuck you mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxwonderbredxX Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 This shit is funny!! Low key, some of you had good advice. But I decided to just drop it. If I see her, I see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 and fuck you mike. ill fucking tussle right now if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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