1 Month Wow Membership Giveaway

[Fry]

Write me a 200 word essay on why you deserve one month of free WoW membership and if I like it youll win. Post your essays below.

[Mercury]

Throughout these past few months Fry, we’ve had a lot of genuine laughs with one another. Whether it was during your wonderful New Years 10 man event, or just everyday trolling on the Teamspeak server, it’s been nothing but good times bro. Within the time I’ve known you, we moved from the occasional jailbreak gameplay, to RuneScape, and now are playing WoW together. Runescape was a blast, looting sharks off those steezy ass level 3’s who you’d always fucking left click and end up pressing attack on. PKing turned into staking, where we both had a lot of gains. Until… until the fire nation attacked. Level 7 mages kept using fire strike until I was down to 0 hp… I lost my entire bank…

But you were there, you, Phillip J. Fry were there to save me, giving me your entire bank after also getting attacked by the Fire The Lead nation. But I couldn’t just take all your items off of you, especially once you asked for them back. In a few trades, you were back to your ultimate form of RWT Runescape God. But now, I lie here alone inside the labyrinth that is Dode’s mom’s pussy pipes.

Edited January 27, 2015 by Astro

[Anthony]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Runacs dropping hot sticky loads on him. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Brickapache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Maybe I’ll spare your life when I drop a nuclear doo-doo in Runac’s mouth. Life isn’t easy and hopefully I can make your’s easier by taking runacs out with my helishits. Sparing me 1 month time of WoW game time; will set in stone that you get to live and walk among normal life. I’ll also provide you with a life-time supply of my nudes. I’ve asked countless amount of times for my grandma to buy me some game time and/or make me some quesadillas but she will never ever help me.

 

 

 

pasta

Edited January 27, 2015 by Brick

[Djsobes]

My mother pays for my WoW sub and she is going through a very hard divorce. Please Fry, I need this. I know starving African Children could use it more to farm wow gold and get supplies for their families, but think of me and my family. My mother has testicular cancer and she is said to pass soon, which means she is no longer able to pay my WoW sub and this month would save me and let me hold on for 1 more month. My dad left her because he does not want to contract the testicular cancer STD. I try to stay away from her so I also do not contract this awful disease, but at the same time I always find a way to get close to her to make sure she thinks I love her so she will continue to pay for my world of warcraft Video Game subscription that costs 15$ a month. Thank you Fry for giving Hellsgamers this opportunity on this giveaway and appreciate all that you do for people in this community. Also I am the coolest person in ts because whenever I join I say hello to everyone, sometimes multiple times.

[Burnt]

If you leave this time I fear that you'll be gone for good

So I hold on like leaves and fall to what is left

Said her father left her young and

He said he'll be back with that same

Tone that you just said you'll stay forever with

It seems that all the autumn leaves are falling

I feel like you're the only reason for it

All the things you do, all the things you do, all the things you do

All the things you do, all the things you do, all the things you do

It seems that you're the only reason for it

I've been bleeding in your silence

I feel safer in your violence

I hold on like leaves in Fall to what is left

Before I sleep I talk to God

He must be mad with me, it's coming

I'm confused who I'll spend my forever with

So the iceberg never broke

And I poked at it and I poked at it and I poked at it

And I poke (and I poke) and I poked at it

But it stayed stagnant then I poked at it some more (some more)

And in my notepad, man I wrote (man I wrote)

If I don't have it, if I don't grab it

If it don't chip then a toe tag is, one last

I'mma hope (I'mma hope) so iceberg don't float (don't float)

If I do manage to do damage to you dammit

It'll be grand as, ten Grammies or my granny still standing

With a note (with a note) that read ''granted, don't you panic''

When you make mistakes the most (the most)

One day it'll make you grow (you grow)

When you outlandish and you lose manners

To God you shall consult (consult)

When the bright cameras are still cramming

In your face and it provoke (provoke)

You to act mannish, just stay planted

Cause you reaping what you sowed

Keep positivity in your heart and (and)

Keep a noose from 'round your throat and (and)

When you get mad and when you poke at it

When you poke it at just note, man

The iceberg is a reflection of you when you re-new your vision

Just think if it had sunk Titanic, the fuck you would do to a critic, my n****?

Yeah, yeah, tell me, when thugs cry, do you hear 'em lord?

(Do you hear 'em lord? Do you hear 'em?)

And if my ship go down tell me who will abort?

And they won't let me live even when remorse that I give

When it gon' rejoice and forgive, tell me how I stay positive

When they never see good in me

Even though I got hood in me

Don't mean he won't redeem me, Lord

 

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[joKer]

gimme. fuck rules.

[Lulzsec420]

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A+ Done For Fry I WANT IT To TRADE IT FOR STEAM GAMES GIMME

Edited January 27, 2015 by G0rdon

[7Z.]

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and i want it now ;-)

[Lulzsec420]

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and i want it now ;-)

REPORTED COPY PASTA ME MOTHER FUCKKER

[UnPrePared_]

200

[Toaster]

Wow, so here we are. I've always been a closet fan of World of Warcraft starting back in 2012. That is when I first started to take interest in the game. Sadly, I never really get into it as much as a nerdy nerdy nerd in the dirt would but in the past month, I've stared at the monitor more than my penis. Now, I know you make think of that as disgusting but honestly its a good thing. Little Jim gets to take his break, and my Feral Druid gets to level. You already shot me down once with recruit a friend, but I think with this essay you will lean in the right direction. With the gametime that I will be awarded for this well written essay, I plan to continue my adventures in Azeroth and level my feral druid, paladin, and make a new death knight. I look forward to being able to smash nerdy cheeto dust kids all day and night in Battlegrounds, and fly my mount around stormwind because I have no life. This free month will give me an opportunity to finally dominate our guild and become ruler of the world. Thank You. Butts.

Edited January 27, 2015 by Runacs2016

[->SK<-]

Write me a 200 word essay on why you deserve one month of free WoW membership and if I like it youll win. Post your essays below.

 

OKay, here's an essay of 200 words featuring the Urban Dictionary. :J

 

So last night I was

 

Te'oing

 

with my girlfriend and was

 

Kanye West'd

 

when she suddenly said to me that she was

 

Ann Curry'd

 

from her job at Walmat. I asked why and she said the manager caught her

 

Bodybooking

 

while stocking shelves full of dildos. I felt a little bit unsure so I asked why again. She felt

 

Clam Jam'd

 

and snapped at me saying that she had a

 

Porn Moment

 

with her ex doing a

 

Jersey Turnpike

 

in the back of his van. I was in a bit of a

 

Struggle Bus

 

and didn't really understand why she busted out the

 

Paris Hilton

 

card.

 

I started to

 

Procrastinate

 

thinking about my ability to

 

Relationship

 

with this girl right now. I mean I had

 

Binders Full of Women

 

to choose from but I wasn't a pimp of some sort and I was pretty

 

Dankrupt

 

so what was I to do?

 

I got out of the

 

Onegina

 

and said "Fuck you bitch,

 

I'm On A Boat"

 

The end.

 

Written by SKay.

[Fry]

OKay, here's an essay of 200 words featuring the Urban Dictionary. :J

 

So last night I was

 

Te'oing

 

with my girlfriend and was

 

Kanye West'd

 

when she suddenly said to me that she was

 

Ann Curry'd

 

from her job at Walmat. I asked why and she said the manager caught her

 

Bodybooking

 

while stocking shelves full of dildos. I felt a little bit unsure so I asked why again. She felt

 

Clam Jam'd

 

and snapped at me saying that she had a

 

Porn Moment

 

with her ex doing a

 

Jersey Turnpike

 

in the back of his van. I was in a bit of a

 

Struggle Bus

 

and didn't really understand why she busted out the

 

Paris Hilton

 

card.

 

I started to

 

Procrastinate

 

thinking about my ability to

 

Relationship

 

with this girl right now. I mean I had

 

Binders Full of Women

to choose from but I wasn't a pimp of some sort and I was pretty

 

Dankrupt

 

so what was I to do?

 

I got out of the

 

Onegina

 

and said "Fuck you bitch,

 

I'm On A Boat"

 

The end.

 

Written by SKay.

 

 

Write me a 200 word essay on why you deserve one month of free WoW membership

[->SK<-]

 

But that's why I do. I used urban dictionary to get out of a bad relationship

[Shot]

Why do I deserve World of Warcraft membership? I deserve it because I enjoy the game that is not so lame. I am also your recruit a friend so I deserve it, 10 out of 10. Going for the rhyme to be 200 exact, not more or less, precision intact. We are going to be leveling a few to 85, A priest, a rogue, and whatever you want to try. Times three exp, it can't be beat, that's why I need another free month for me. we will have the extra time to go on the adventure, From Azeroth to Outlands with Dreanor in the center. We will be making our way through these expansions pretty fast, that's why we have multiples so we can still have a blast.........ed lands is where is our next portal will be after traveling the distance, With so much more content that we have to experience. If this does not convince you then I am not sure what will, If I do get chosen we will have more mobs to kill. Either way we'll still be going on runs because you're part of this group that will always have fun. For the Appliance.

[HunterHunter]

200 word essay

[Tree of Papo]

I think i deserve the 1 month member ship because I spend a ton of time on this game and in order to continue teaching everyone their class (aka Runacs) i need time other wise i can't have him be MLG and one day be apart of Paragon. I also need the time to continue raiding in my guild since i am the main tank. If you think that raiding is easy, try going into a mythic run and then tell me its hard. I need the time also for the wipes. Wipgression is the best type of progression after one shoting a brand new boss. Hopefully one day i will be able to reach a better standing in PVP or in a top end WoW guild for raiding in the comming patches but that is all dependant on the time and if i win this membership i will use that time in teaching the scrubs in my guild how to play a DeathKnight til we rule all of Bleeding Hollow and soon... THE REST OF THE SERVERS!!!

[Dode]

Just give it to me already.

 

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[Fry]

I can't pick a favorite. So I'm gonna put anyone who took this seriously into a raffle and randomly picked numbers tomorrow or friday.

[siRing]

me a 200 word essay on why you deserve one month of free WoW membership and if I like it youll win. Post your essays below.

 

I just wrote " me a 200 word essay on why you deserve one month of free WoW membership and if I like it youll win. Post your essays below." I win!

[Fry]

1. Astro

2. Brick

3. sobes

4. runacs

6. Skay

7. shot

8. Heisenberger

 

shot won

Edited January 31, 2015 by Fry

[Shot]

1. Astro

2. Brick

3. sobes

4. runacs

6. Skay

7. shot

8. Heisenberger

 

shot won

 

Favortism. Thanks man

[Fry]

Favortism. Thanks man

 

totally favoritism.

[Mercury]

gay he gets a free month anyway from recruit a friend =[

[Djsobes]

yo fuck shot man all he does it say warriors are gay I want him banned