alexace Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 whos everyones fav super hero I think mine be super man XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73100 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Kirito 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexace Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 When they make a super hero that has the ability to bhop in real life that will be my favorite. As of now I think Captain America. Seriously though bhop in real life would be the best ability ever xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaOfPain Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Dictator, the master of all dongers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearCut Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 hawkeye jk ofc its not hawkeye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 because Norse mythology 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midget Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Gaben is my hero. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Dictator, the master of all dongers +1 To what karmaofdong said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venum Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Burnt - the White Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 When they make a super hero that has the ability to bhop in real life that will be my favorite. As of now I think Captain America. Seriously though bhop in real life would be the best ability ever xD paging @Aimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerith Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Dictator, the master of all dongers dis right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AleenaLove Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Burnt - the White Knight Mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeEpic Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Sidarius - Master of knife fighting and Leader of All Queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkkran Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Burnt - the White Knight When did he get that title LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Mine is Shitty Charmander THIS IS NOT ME ^^^^ Source Imgur Nerds <-- Yes I browse Imgur Edited June 1, 2015 by Darkkran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgeDancer Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Marvel : Deadpool DC : The Flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAtrocity Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Unconventional. Maybe not what you'd agree, but the definition fits. Hikigaya Hachiman Also, Captain America is lame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 the hulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMindIsBlank Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 all i have to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexace Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 some really great heros here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_0025 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The Legendary Shrek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnPrePared_ Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Pizza is my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue :D Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job. Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at lightspeed just isn't fucking enough! I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more! The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be 'okay' afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. It's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash. Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other. But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND. How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking Russia! RUSH-A! Bitch. Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexace Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 well alright then the flash isn't that bad there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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