stzabiscuit Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 What is everybody's best joke they've told on opinionated joke day on the Jailbreak server? There seem to be a lot of offensive jokes, most of which including "your mom." I just want to see some more original, funny jokes that everyone has. Quote Link to comment
Vel'Roz Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 So a bear walks into a bar and says "Can i get a beer... with honey on the side" and the bartender says "why the long pause?" 1 Quote Link to comment
stzabiscuit Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 So a bear walks into a bar and says "Can i get a beer... with honey on the side" and the bartender says "why the long pause?" I like this one, but the warden might kill you during the long pause, thinking it was the end of the joke lmao Quote Link to comment
SELERY Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 What do you use to cut a small pizza? Little scissors... There's about a 50/50 chance that I live with that one XD 1 Quote Link to comment
Raptor Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit Quote Link to comment
Papa John's Pizza Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Why did the invisible man not accept his job offer He couldint see himself fit for that job Why did the chicken cross the road? TO RUN AWAY FROM KFC 1 Quote Link to comment
Shadequad Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Quad's a great admin 5 Quote Link to comment
CorruptionX Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 story of my life Quote Link to comment
Vortex Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 my chances of getting mod :^) Quote Link to comment
Miles Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Why do people always laugh at skeleton jokes? [spoiler=hilarious]Because they are so HUMERUS. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I WANT TO FUCKING JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND KILL MYSELF I SWEAR TO FUCK. Quote Link to comment
exite Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? cause u got beaned Quote Link to comment
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