Slazenger Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 What an awesome night for omegling!! How many times does he need to ask for my MSN (to hack my webcam undoubtedly)? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f? You: female You: you? Stranger: male Stranger: ^^ Stranger: from? You: The USA You: yourself Stranger: nice Stranger: ^^ Stranger: Indonesia Stranger: ^^ Stranger: u have msn? You: Do you like Battlestar Galactica? Stranger: Little Stranger: u like that? You: Which Cylon is hottest? Stranger: i don't know Stranger: hey u have msn/ Stranger: we can chat on msn You: This works for chatting as well... Stranger: yeah but i can chat with u every u online Stranger: Maybe we can chat on msn You: I think you're a creeper. Stranger: what's your msn email? You: Am I right? Stranger: No Stranger: I just want be your friend You: That good sir, is the definition of an online creeper. You: You'll have to find someone else to masturbate to. Stranger: No You: Sorry....I'm fairly attractive too. Stranger: So u dob't want be my friend? You: Not really. And you're from the Philippines. You: I need a man with money. Stranger: i have money Stranger: i will give u money Stranger: ^^ Stranger: Give me your msn email please You: How old are you? Stranger: 17 Stranger: u? You: 13 Stranger: okhey Stranger: can u give me your msn email? Stranger: please You: You know, sex with a minor is illegal in the United States? You: Where I happen to be from? You: Where I am currently residing? Stranger: cmon i just want add your msn You: LOL You: BYE PEDO You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3D Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Slaz steals my pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Omegle is 100% troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3D Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 (edited) A little tooooooooo creepy at the beginning w/ clark, matt g etc lol... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: my name is clark You: What kind of rationale discussion would you like to have today? You: Don't do shit like that Stranger: why You: Do you think HG is corrupt? Stranger: yeah Stranger: are ya alittle horny You: How are you so creative with the packaging labels for people's t-shirts? Stranger: i sperm on each one Stranger: feels good man You: I'm telling Richie Stranger: i killed richie Stranger: my name is matt g. You: G for _____ Stranger: gay Stranger: dont make fun of my Stranger: name Stranger: fag You: Simmer down Stranger: clark was a whore You: Thought your name was clark? lolucorrupt? Stranger: prositute for name brand clothing You: Will you ddos us if Lyds permabans you? Stranger: yeah Stranger: ebaums world sucks Stranger: ddos your ass ROFL this is epic I hope he doesn't cum on all of are shirts Edited November 6, 2009 by 3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 *DEAD* Mystical Islam : you know what I love? *DEAD* m + } : dick? When did I say that lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey babay wanna secks Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: OH HAI THAR Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: hello You: hi You: hey You: hello Stranger: u r frm? Stranger: how r u?/ You: ny good Stranger: so wat do i call u? You: big daddy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: halo Stranger: asl? You: no you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 (FEESH) Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: from? Stranger: hi You: ny You: you? Stranger: france You: Seboard? Stranger: no You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 (FEESH) Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hallo Stranger: hii You: you like pussy? You: Cats? Stranger: haha You: so you do like pussy? You: cats? Stranger: sure You: Ahhhh IM A FEESH You: > You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Stranger: HEY You: HEY Stranger: do you from? You: YES Stranger: brasil? You: YES I DO FROM BRASIL Stranger: amém Stranger: ahsuah, tudo beem? You: ching chong, gracias Stranger: é do brasil ou nao? Stranger: do you from brazil, yer or not? You: EETSA SPICY MEETABALL! Stranger: yees* You: I AM SPPEK MENNY LANGOAJ Stranger: DO YOU SPPEK ESPAÑOL? You: SI Stranger: bueno Stranger: aqui en brazil eres portugues, complicado entiender el inglês You: TACO BURRITO You: ENCHALADA Stranger: eres hombre ? Stranger: mujer? You: soy una hermana Stranger: Bueno Stranger: yo soy hombre, tiengo 17 años, de Brazil Stranger: prazer. You: te gusta taco bell? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY Stranger: tell me a secret You: WE DONT HAVE TIME TO CHIT CHAT You: ITS NO TIME FOR DA JIBBA JABBA Stranger: i like chit chat You: WE HAVE 3 MINUTES FOR TO SAVE THE ERTH Stranger: hate jibba nabba Stranger: erth? You: THER IS BOM You: IT IS REALLY You: REALLY REALLY You: REALLY Stranger: bom You: BIG Stranger: OMG REALLY? You: ITS BOOM WILL GROW AT COUGER SPEEDS TO SIZE OF SPACE THING! Stranger: WHAT DO WE DO ? You: OK You: I NEED U HELP Stranger: I HOPE I DONT LOSE THE GAME You: LISTEN NNOW!! You: U MUST TAKE OFF ONE OF UR SOCKS You: DO IUT MAN@ Stranger: I'M NOT WHEREING SOCKS You: no.. You: all is lost You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracefail<3 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny 22/m here, you? You: I'm Naked, How about you? Stranger: same You: I herd Arod was Gay. You: Mine isn't, It's pretty Straight. Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracefail<3 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey. You: Hello. You: http://www.hellsgamers.com -- Donate Now! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracefail<3 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 25m here You: I'm naked, How about you? Stranger: asl? You: 59/m/s Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: what is up? You: nm just thinking about ballons. You: you? Stranger: that's pleasant. im just listening to some music You: what band? Stranger: eminem You: gay.... Listen to some real stuff like Micheal Jackson Stranger: Michael jackson... that aint real. Stranger: Cannibal Corpse is real You: How is he not real? Well yeah now he is dead. but he change the music industries Stranger: not to what i listen to. You: you listen to gay stuff then. You gay ? Stranger: i listen to gay stuff? i listen to everything. You: everything that is gay... Stranger: death metal, rap, classical. You: you mean gay,gay,gay? Stranger: im not gay right now. but i do believe you are a homosexual You: Hmmm i am seeing your point You: so if you listen to gay music you are not gay. hmmm You: interesting You: do you wear tight jeans and wear a lot of pink? Stranger: no. i wear combat pants/ mark 3 combat boots, with a polo shirt. You: wow that isn't that cool. Stranger: i dont care what other people think. You: Oh so your going to do a murder of your high school... Since you "don't" care... You need help. You: wanna talk about it? Stranger: im a skin head brotha. i have my own clique to chill with Stranger: and im not in school anymore You: ohh so you drop out? Nice! You work at mcdonalds? Stranger: im not a drop out. i finished high school and im in the army reserves You: Oh sweet that changes nothing.... Stranger: sure. and what about you? where do you stand in life? You: It isn't about me, it is about you and the feeling about your life. I am a sing to help you. Stranger: i dont need help. You: It is okay, i am here for you Stranger: i make forty grand a year. You: Wanna talk about it buddy? Stranger: im not your buddy. Stranger: i'd like to smash your head open with a crowbar right now. You: Have you called your mom and said you love her lately? Stranger: yes i have You: good what about to your dad? Stranger: yeah You: Okay good. Do they know yet? Stranger: know what? You: So you haven't told them.... You: Okay well that is the step you need take right now, just call them and let out you feelings! You: As much as i have heard they are great parents they will understand... Stranger: i talk with my parents everyday You: So they do know? Stranger: know what? You: About how your different. Stranger: how im different haha. i like to be different. my parents are proud that i dont follow the brainwashed like everyone else does You: You are, that is why you need to tell them about him... Stranger: whose him? You: It is alright. We already knew, we are all here for you. You: Just let your emotions fly and you will feel a lot better!!! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about. are you crazy or something? Stranger: and i feel really good right now cause i just had a smoke You: Your in denial. I understand that, somewhat, but i am here for you man. I will help you through this life changing experience. But you need to let you mom and dad know first Stranger: in denial of what? and im not going through a life changing experience You: It is alright! I accept you no matter that your different Stranger: everyone is different. You: But please dont hold out on your dear old mother, she needs to know Stranger: and from your standpoint, you must consider yourself normal. and normal is fucked up. You: I am just doing you a favor since you needed someone to push you so you could finally tell your mom and dad that your not like normal guys. And man that is alright! they will love you no matter what! Stranger: who is a normal guy? what is a normal guy? Stranger: define normal Stranger: is it a brainwashed trendy bigot? You: To you it seems normal but toward the mass of people it is a touchy subject right now. But you can get married too! In some states that isn't Illegal. Your dad will be proud that you finally are truly in love... And you know what, they will always love you Stranger: get married? im doing that soon actualy. You: So then you have to tell them, it will be hard for you to hide that from them... but you know i bet they already know and that they are fine with that Stranger: and it isn't illegal for me to get married. You: I know but in some states they don't like it and wont allow it. Stranger: why cant i marry my girlfriend? You: Oh so your cheating too? Well that way you didn't tell them. I understand now. Well then you need to talk to her You: let her know what really is going on You: and then tell your parents Stranger: cheating? my girlfriend has been my friend for six years. Stranger: i would never cheat on her. Stranger: im a man of convictions You: i get it your "friend" but you found someone better it happens to everyone. Just sometimes not with each other Stranger: i havent found anyone better than my girl You: It is alright, i hear it in your voice i can tell that he is better than her.... Stranger: he. wow. im not a homo. Stranger: you should quit being a jackass You: I am just helping a man that needs it. You: I told you before that it is alright with me Stranger: i dont need help. im straight. Stranger: im against homsexuality. i think its a crime You: It is alright to try and defend yourself. but i see past that and I an tell the he treats you well. Stranger: im not seeing a guy. thats gay You: Just let your parents know, there are many places that will accept your new lifestyle. They all were like you before they finally came out. You: Just go ahead and call your friend and let her know. She most like figured it out already and has been waiting for the "talk" Stranger: hey. for an annoying prick, you're kind of funny. you know what, i think you're a fa**** too buddy You: Now your trying to turn it around on me, but i am here FOR you and i plan on getting you through this You: I understand all of this and it is alright they will still love you! Stranger: im not gay. im not seeing a man. and i love my girlfriend very much. You: but you still have the feeling for him.. You mention him all the time. Stranger: him. there isnt a him. Stranger: i think you're tripping out on smack you crazy fucker. You: So what happen to him? Why do you still think about him? Why don't you just come clean, it helps! You: I bet your scared and it is alright but there are people around you that care for you Stranger: this 'him' never existed You: Once you tell everyone he can finally be back into your life and you can finally settle down with him You: that is what your heart wants and you know it man. Stranger: im not going to settle down with a homo. You: It is alright you are now angry again. I am getting you to open up so you can tell your mom and dad Stranger: i think you're the gay guy. you listen to michael jackson. You: He will always be there for you Stranger: that guy is a queer You: It is okay! He still loves you and your parents will love you too You: They gave birth to you and they will always love you You: Just go ahead and tell them You: and let them finally know the truth Stranger: ill tell them that im getting married to my gf soon. Stranger: because i want to You: then why do you stay up at night think about him!!!! Stranger: i stay up at night with a gun to my head. You: Why? Are you that scared of people knowing? Stranger: people knowing that im getting married? Stranger: no. cause im getting shipped off soon and im scared You: That you want to be with him... Stranger: maybe you want to be with this guy you keep talking about Stranger: cause i dont know any guy like this You: I get it man, your leaving the county and you will not be with him any more. I am sorry Stranger: haha. this is so amusing You: Good, i hope you now have the courage to get finally tell your parents Stranger: you're an idiot. You: But i am right. Stranger: no. you are wrong. You: Then why do you miss him? and keep a picture of him under your bed Stranger: ha. whatever homo Stranger: you sappy prick You: Call your parents and tell them. You: Then you can finally have peace before you go away Stranger: hmm. maybe ill tell my parents that im going to meet you so i can put a cap in your thoat. You: The correct sentence is a "cap in my head n***a" but that isn't my point. Just tell them, do it for yourself Stranger: no. i shoot people where ever i want. i want to see you gurgling blood Stranger: choking You: I did hit the nail on the head. With your actions you have told me. That wasn't that hard just go and tell them Stranger: im not gay You: You told me so yourself. Just give them a call and let it all out. You: They will love you no matter what Stranger: yeah. my parents will love me no matter what. im not gay though. You: Just go ahead, sit down, drink whatever you like and call them You: They will finally be proud of you Stranger: maybe you should call your parents. and tell them that you're going to get your head split open on the curb You: I will when it happens but untill then let them know. You know your heart wants this. you been telling me this the whole time Stranger: my heart want my girl. You: Just go ahead, sit down, drink whatever you like and call them Stranger: do your parents know you're gay? Stranger: how you love the balls hitting your leg while getting fucked up the ass? You: So you experienced that before? You: See what i mean... Just go ahead, sit down, drink whatever you like and call them Stranger: no. but my girlfriend has from me. You: So not yet with him but your friend has done it to you... Just go ahead, sit down, drink whatever you like and call your parents Stranger: buh bye homo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Lol that went over 10000 character but it took sooo long for him to leave. Funny tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 By the way master's chat started at 6 pm and ended at 7 pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 (FEESH) Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Seboard,you like mine? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rize Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: What's up bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im a male 21 wanna cam You: no i wanna cum mmm You: I like young men. 52 male. Let's hook up where do you wanna go to cyber? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rize Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: Both You: I'm packin the pistol AND the holster, if you catch my drift. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: whats going on? You: I dunno. Apparently there is a stranger typing on my screen Stranger: oh no lol You: it keeps sending me that message I'm confused You: can you help me? You: sEE! Stranger: um sure i guess lol... You: there it is again! You: I'm gonna get naked that might help Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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