Rize Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lauren ?? You: Yes! You: Wow you found me :] Stranger: suuuure You: You're right. You: Fail You: Fag. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: que pasa? You: el burro sabe mas que tu? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rize Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: do youu have msn? i need a friend (: You: No You: Nor will I be your friend. You: DOUBLE KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL Stranger: ass. You: QQ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited November 7, 2009 by Rize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rize Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: selam You: Allah akbar! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEyes Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: guy? You: pzzzzzzzzzzzzz Stranger: wah? You: idk You: yea im a guy Stranger: kool Stranger: horny? You: no,. Stranger: want me to make u? You: nah Stranger: y not? You: i have problemz Stranger: ? You: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: hey You: Hello. Stranger: whats up You: Just hanging out, in Ventrilo. Stranger: where is VEntrilo? You: south of teemspeak Stranger: asl ? You: 19/f/Vent Stranger: which country ?? Canada? You: It's actually an island You: It's a US Territory. Stranger: ok i see You: it's part of the HG islands. Stranger: i m 22 m Istanbul Stranger: my name is Cenk.u? You: ka.rupt Stranger: what? You: karupt You: it's hard to understand through text Stranger: ok i see Stranger: do u have a picture or cam to see u?? if u dont mind .. You: picture You: http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6995/91794028.jpg Stranger: woowww Stranger: u r so so hott You: I know right. Stranger: i wanna see more lol You: Cool Story bro. Stranger: what You: Riveting tale chap? You: Cool beans? Stranger: dont get it You: Don't care. You: How do you like your trolls? Stranger: what is troll ? You: Troll, is what is happening to you right now You: It's actually a verb in this case You: For instance You: I am trolling you, and you have no idea what I'm talking about Stranger: ok You: So you wanna see more of me? Stranger: yea You: sucks, 'cause i'm still trolling you You: for instance, I'm a guy You: and you wanna see pics of a GUY. Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You: Hi Stranger: I love older women You: I love older monkeys Stranger: oh cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: hhhhhhhey Stranger: f? You: Hi I call myself venom Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: hi asl? You: Hi I call myself venom do you think I'm gay? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You: hi Stranger: Hi You: I call myself Venom! do you love me? Stranger: Are you on pills? You: yeah You: but, I dont take them Stranger: What pills? You: I'm not to sure You: it's been so long since I took them Stranger: Ok. I'm sure they were bad anyway. You: no You: they helped alot You: but, i lost them when I was eating a person heart You: it got stuck in there lungs Stranger: It's all about brains You: nah You: I like the heart You: because, mines broken You: because, you wont love me Stranger: You're not exactly helping yourself You: baby come back! You: you can blame it all on prius! Stranger: Adam? You: WTF? Your conversational partner has disconnected. He knew my name.. WTF?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hello. You: You like violent Pizza? Stranger: I enjoy spaghettio's You: with meatballs? Stranger: Nonono. Stranger: With babies. You: oh You: fryed or baked?> Stranger: Everythings better fried! Stranger: Plus then you get to hear their screams. You: im usually to busying masturbating to the sight to hear Stranger: Ah Stranger: Understandable You: so what brings you to Africa? Stranger: The slave labor, you? Stranger: And the aids, can't forget those. You: of course You: no im here on Zeus' orders Stranger: Ah. Stranger: Fucking Zeus. Stranger: So pushy now a days. You: I know, i dont even get dental anymore Stranger: WHAT?! Stranger: Im going to write him a very angry letter. Stranger: Gah. Stranger: That really gets to me. You: How you send it? Stranger: It makes me want to take his mom out for a nice dinner and NEVER call back. You: snail mail? Stranger: Whale mail ftw.. duh. You: i sowee You: =/ Stranger: It's okay. You: You want my babies/ You: ? You: To eat of course Stranger: I don't like babies. Stranger: Well Stranger: to eat sure. Stranger: As long as they come with bbq sauce. You: i only have marinara Stranger: Well, that works too. Stranger: I guess i'll just have to pickle them first. You: Herm Stranger: Like my ostrich eggs. You: Did you know the Loch Ness Monster is really Lapras? You: from Pokemon Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I know Stranger: I love Pokemon. Stranger: Espically mudkipz. You: SO I HEAR YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ? Stranger: Rofl Stranger: Did you know Stranger: a toaster infacrt is NOT a pokemon? Stranger: infact* You: OHRLLY Stranger: I made that mistake once >.> You: You threw it at your mom thinking it was a Voltrob? Stranger: Well Stranger: Bulbasaur. Stranger: Always get those 2 confused v.v You: I get forks and books confused sometimes Stranger: Ah. Stranger: So did Helen Keller. You: no i believe she mistook a power outlet for a lollipop Stranger: Well Stranger: one time I mistook my dog for a fishstick.. Stranger: Mom wasn't too happy about that one.. You: You lit him on fire? Stranger: No, I threw him back in the ocean. You: Was he indeed a gay feesh? Stranger: Like Kayne. You: No like Obama Stranger: Obama Stranger: Is really Stranger: Jessie from Team Rocket. Stranger: With a black midget on his shoulders >.> Stranger: Was there any black midgets in Wizard of Oz? You: I think there was one( he was the guy being hung in that one seen) Stranger: Lol Stranger: That was actually an exotic bird. Stranger: YouTubed it. Stranger: When they zoom in you can tell. You: Is it zapados? Stranger: Articuno You: Makes sense since it snows in the next scene Stranger: Exactly You: Speaking of snow You: i have to go to Narnia You: coming? Stranger: Nah Stranger: I gotta take these damn hobbits back to Isenguard. Stranger: Sorry. Stranger: Maybe next year? You: one year in Narnia=like 30yrs im afraid Stranger: Ah damn I forgot about that. Stranger: >.> You: so if the world doesnt end in 2012 You: Sure You: ! Stranger: Alright Stranger: And if it does end in 2012. Stranger: I blame Zombie Hitler. You: You mean jesus? Stranger: No Stranger: Zombie Hitler. Stranger: When he has no peanut butter he tends to get a bit cranky. You: but der fuerer est toten Stranger: And there's supposed to be a peanut shortage starting in 2010 Stranger: All the peanut butter should be gone by 2012 Stranger: Then we're all doomed. You: So i should stop using it as lube? Stranger: Well Stranger: I wouldn't Stranger: But Stranger: Maybe use a little less? You: ..hmph. You: okayz Stranger: I know. Stranger: It sucks >.> You: You suck You: GOOD DAY SIR You have disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEYY You: csb Stranger: heyy Stranger: wtf? You: cool story bro Stranger: hmm... ok thennn You: lackadaisical You: what about prius You: roley? You: waffle? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I love how you said lackadaisical first! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: lol Stranger: IP Logging You: csb Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: OMFG WILD SNORLAX Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Stranger: hi You: OMFG A WILD PRIUS! You: /throws a SUPER ball Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: HI! Stranger: how are you ? You: 11 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Stranger: 15,m,horny You: 11,f,willing You: Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: are you a dinosaur? Stranger: yes Stranger: stegosaurus You: lackadaisical ? Stranger: afraid not Stranger: you? You: im a meat popsicle. Stranger: suckamydickle You: yessir Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think it really is lacky based on his last line Edited November 8, 2009 by xsniperx7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey baby You: asl? Stranger: 15m indonesia you? You: 10 m hong kong You: You: you want to have fun? Stranger: i'm not gay You: I bet i could make you Your conversational partner has disconnected. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiez Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 all I get is crap like this Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, check out http://www.ErinAndrewsHotelVideo.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 all I get is crap like this Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, check out http://www.ErinAndrewsHotelVideo.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. ahaha, i was at sniper feeshs house today and thats like 5 outta 6 things he gets too. i never get them bc ppl want to talk to me ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 16/f/USA You: 37 m BEHINDZ YOU You: o.O Stranger: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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