Rudabaga Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Stranger: hi You: cool story bro Stranger: yeah? thanks You: cool story brah Stranger: bretheren You: cool story sis Stranger: you too Stranger: you too You: cool story mom Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rize Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i am victor Stranger: have you been told to look for me You: Yes. Stranger: are you serious You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey im 16/m and im looking for a girl with a cam willing to give me a show are you in You: sure Stranger: msn? You: [email protected] You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: 15 f new york You: 15 m new york Stranger: whats your name You: joeeeC You: do you like ketchup? You: im kind of lackadaisical You: i dont know, i like the name clark You: lamps are pretty cool too. You: oh yeah, and did you know a 'bort' is a computer program? You: prius is a car, also! You: i love february Stranger: what are you sayingg You: um You: idk You: what are you sayingg Stranger: im not saying anything You: oh Stranger: im trying to figure out what your saying You: i didnt notice Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 21 m london You: 22 f london Stranger: Cool, my names adam You: my name is lackadaisical Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: what kind of panties do you have on? You: pink Stranger: kind You: vic secret You: little lace You: this isn't creepish at all? You: xD Stranger: haha You: How're you? Stranger: sorry Stranger: i am good Stranger: and you You: Doing well thanks. You: How old are you? Stranger: 21 you? You: 18 You: I'm assuming a guy? Stranger: yea Stranger: i am hoping a girl You: It would be strange if I wasn't. Stranger: if not then its weird Stranger: hahah Stranger: so umm what else do you have on? You: i have a pair of shorts and a halter on You: what are you wearing? Stranger: that sound liek your ready for bed lol Stranger: my i have on boxer cause i am in bed watching tv You: what are you watching? Stranger: the lopez show Stranger: its lame Stranger: jsut came on You: =d You: what kind of boxers? Stranger: fuit of the loom Stranger: hey do you have msn? You: you looking to cam? Stranger: ehh not really Stranger: jsut a better place to talk You: well how big's your dick? Stranger: 6 inches i havea pic on MSN You: Not big enough. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: da da da dancing muzic You: nice Stranger: u know? You: i do Stranger: really?!! You: ya rly! Stranger: whos your favorite member? You: um...i dunno Stranger: oh You: yus Stranger: r u korean? You: no im a duck You: quack quack Stranger: u weird You: can i ask u a question? Stranger: what? You: and be honest plz You: have you heard? Stranger: ? You: you haven't heard? Stranger: heard what? You: i thought everyone had heard that the bird is the word Stranger: ?? Stranger: sorry i dont know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi2u! Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 16m You: 3/f You: im a dachshund You: dont call me dachshound Stranger: your a 3year old? You: im a three year old brown dachshund! does that sexually excite you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: 12/f/ny Stranger: hi Stranger: wat do u like? You: i like turtles Stranger: oh same i have many as they reproduce much You: oh cool....do you like reproduction? Stranger: ya of course Stranger: u? You: i havent really tried it Stranger: try it on me Stranger: mine is nine inches You: o rly? Stranger: ya You: well before i do i gotta tell you something Stranger: wat You: im Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story of adults who meet children online for sex Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 You: so r u a m/f Stranger: m You: me to You: im bi Your conversational partner has disconnected. slash sad face =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 You: herro Stranger: hero You: i live by the sea and i like to skateboard, so u can call me seboard if u want You: like my name? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG.Z Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I just did this roflYou: Hi Stranger: hey You: My name is Lydia Stranger: mines adam You: guess my ethnicity? Stranger: asian? You: BINGO Your conversational partner has disconnected LOL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: whats up You: just eating some pie You: do you like jail? You: cause i could send you there with a sexual favor. Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: f You: 19 Stranger: cool Stranger: im f 16 You: omigosh! do you like the jonas brothers too?! You: i love them so much Stranger: nooooo i like korn You: ewww, theyre gross. bai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: adghbjnmd Stranger: kjfrfgrufhurifkjf You: sdahfkmlasbsnjfas Stranger: 9l8okijuhygtfrde You: ASJKASDHJNSKDSAHNDAS~! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 ULTIMATE OMEGLE PWNAGE!!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: us You: you? Stranger: finland You: no way! You: are you finnish or finnish-swedish? Stranger: finnish You: talar du svenska? Stranger: little vit Stranger: little bit Stranger: kan du? You: yep Stranger: how? You: born in finland, moved to the us after going to 1st grade at a swedish school in finland. You: still speak swedish but not really that much finnish Stranger: oh cool Stranger: what made you move to usa? You: dad's job Stranger: usa is so cool You: i guess Stranger: i gotta go Your conversational partner has disconnected. MOMENTS LATER Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from? You: us You: you? Stranger: finland You: no way! You: are you finnish or finnish-swedish? Stranger: oh u again Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m or f? You: m or f? Stranger: u are female right? You: u are female right? Stranger: haha You: haha Stranger: sijfpiaf Stranger: \gs Stranger: g Stranger: s Stranger: s Stranger: g Stranger: s Stranger: gs Stranger: g Stranger: s Stranger: gs Stranger: s Stranger: g Stranger: sg Stranger: sgs Stranger: g Stranger: s Stranger: dfs Stranger: d You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi2u! Stranger: hey You: asl plz Stranger: 18 m us You: 12/f/ca Stranger: mkay Stranger: im from pa Stranger: its really late here so what is keepin you up? You: hannah montana You: can i tell you a secret? Stranger: sure You: im not really a 12 year old chick....i just needed to bump the thread kthxbai! You have disconnected. [/alcohol induced gravedig] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snap Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GFDS You: L;'GFD; You: L'GFL;'GFSDL You: ;'FGDSL; You: 'GDFL; You: 'GDFSL' You: ;GDFKL;GFSDKL You: GFD You: KLHDF You: KLH'DDFHK You: LHTK You: LREKL You: ';RE'KL; You: RE You: R, You: 'LHFZDS You: H,; You: 'SD, You: ;'FHS, You: 'LRE, You: LH You: E,LRH,L; You: MSK;MFKLJHER; You: LME You: LHRHM You: L;EM; You: WR;KMWK You: MRM You: EWKR You: WMK;ER;KEWKM You: GDSKM;SDK;M;KEW;M You: GM You: ;SD You: ;MGDS; You: K;GK You: D You: ;SLDLD You: SFKJLFEK You: W You: LFW;LF You: EF You: M;AEFALLMA You: SDG You: AMLD You: MSF You: FMLADGLMFADM; You: KDS You: ;EAW You: ;AF You: ;LASFD;L' You: SDFA You: L;'DFS You: 'DS You: A You: A You: A You: A You: A You: AA You: FGD You: GF You: 'DFHHF You: SDF You: DH You: ER You: HR You: H You: FDHJD You: LK You: ASD; You: ER;GER; Stranger: i feel your pain You: thanks You: i love you to man Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Old thread was old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Slaz, you made me cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 [insert worthless post here] Read the date. Dont fucking necropost. Slaz, please close this thread. Thanks baby;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Stranger: Male looking for a female to exchange pics with You: This is your mother, and I'm extremely dissapointed in you Stranger: : O You: Go to your room Stranger: NO U! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Read the date. Dont fucking necropost. Slaz, please close this thread. Thanks baby;] ...mmm keep talking snappy to me it turns me on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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