Mr. FiR3-B1rD Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) What is your favorite weapon? Swear this creed: This is my [weapon name]. There are many like it but this one is mine. My [weapon name] is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my [weapon name] is useless. Without my [weapon name], I am useless. I must fire my [weapon name] true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before Gaben, I swear this creed. My [weapon name] and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. Place a picture of your weapon, taunt, or hat here after finishing your creed. Weapon can't be a unique (taunts exempted) or vintage item. Unusual/Strange hats, taunts, weapons or even skins (Strange, Unusual or regular) are accepted too. U can swear up to three creeds. Edited March 22, 2017 by Kr0NiK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. FiR3-B1rD Posted March 22, 2017 Author Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) This is my Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box is useless. Without my Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box, I am useless. I must fire my Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before Gaben, I swear this creed. My Strange Festive S. Ks Black Box and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. Edited March 22, 2017 by Kr0NiK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brgr. Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) This is my Pimp Arm. There are none like it. My Pimp Arm is my best friend. It is my life. without my Pimp Arm, I'm useless. I must swing my Pimp Arm at my enemy. I must dab with it whenever an enemy tries to kill me. I must dab before he kills me. Before HeLLsGamers, I swear this creed. My Pimp Arm and I are the defenders of this community. Amen. Edited March 22, 2017 by brgr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Card Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 This is my Shitposting. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Shitposting is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Shitposting is useless. Without my Shitposting, I am useless. I must fire my Shitposting true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before Homer, I swear this creed. My Shitposting and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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