Ssmurrf Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Smart Ass Answer of the Year! A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class. I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomrrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious peronal injury, illness, or a death in you immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What wyould you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with you other hand.' OWNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 zomg lololololol rofl lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssmurrf Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Here's another good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 not as good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Lol. P.S. Get your ass on forums/vent more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracefail<3 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) Here's another good one. Noted: This works very effectively on Office, Not so well on Jb. Edited November 24, 2009 by Gracefail<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Noted:This works very effectively on Office, Not so well on Jb. get ur self banned for pr0n on jailbreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pocceemon Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 nice one this is sweet too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambit Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 lol use other hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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