cHRIS Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 On this day 27.3 hundred years ago there was a squirrel named Scooter. Scooter was a playful lil squirrel. but one day there was a storm and Scooter got knocked out of his tree.(those were some fierce winds, yo) any way, the fall broke his leg and he could no longer shove those big nuts in his mouth. this was bad news as winter was closing in fast and he didn't have much more time to stow his nuts!!! as luck would have it a Indian came walking through the woods. taking a chance Scooter yelled out "Help! Help!" (think of a squirrel yelling help) Luck must have been on Scooter's side that day!!! the Indian heard him and came running over. "you look hurt lil fella" said the Indian. "Yes Mr Indian my leg is broken and i can't shove these nuts in my mouth" answered Scooter. The Indian bent down scooped up the lil squirrel and said "come with me lil fella I will make sure u get enough food for the Long Hard winter coming up" Scooter was Delighted! "Oh thank you mister Indian. My name is Scooter wats yours?" The Indian looked down into the lil squirrels eyes and said "well sir, My name is LAMP and i am a going to stick De's Nuts in ur mouth!!!! ahhhh Bitch" "Awwww THANKS for GIVING me ur...." Scooter said with a mouth full of nuts and thats the TRUE story about Thanksgiving!!! Have a good Turkey Day!!!!! EAT FOOD SON! Gobble Gobble Bitches!!! -cHRIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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