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You might as well had just hit them with a fucking science book.

 

Shit, did I use adult words again?

 

This seems fitting:

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Also, if they happen to come through your neck of the woods, I highly encourage you to go watch Avenue Q.

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You must have a lot of hand sex.

 

Absolutely...I am the self proclaimed king collector of porn. My server is like the black seed vault of porn. When the world ends, aliens are going to find my server, and be like "This is every porn ever created...so that is how the procreated."

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Chorus:

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

 

The Nina, the Pinta, the santa maria, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.

 

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you

wont go down 'cause my dick can float!

 

We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.

 

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.

 

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

 

I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

 

Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!

 

Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand!

 

Chorus:

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

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