GRIZZLY Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid." She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom! Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I don't know why every hating on Tiger so he cheated on his wife BIG DEAL! THAT TIGGER GOT GAME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 That was great. Almost brought tears to my eyes! =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I don't know why every hating on Tiger so he cheated on his wife BIG DEAL! THAT TIGGER GOT GAME! remined me not to marry you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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