fdh Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 is going on????? Earlier today I was bitten by a spider on my left thumb. Just a little while ago I was laying shirtless in my bed on my laptop. I placed my laptop on my stomach. The battery connector area has been semi-loose for a while. As I was typing, my stomach got zapped thrice and I was like woah oweeee wtf ouch. All this has led me to believe that I'm going to wake up a superhero. /blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambit Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 ahahahah ur name will be: Danger magnetico Man nickname:jail bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Think my day was worse... And it all started with getting a soccer cleat punctured in too my tigh and bleeding really bad then later on in the day my bro decides to close the car door on my left hand and to top it all off once I get home my dad bumps in to my sister as she is holding hot tea and spills it all over my back... Got to love Mondays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Think my day was worse... And it all started with getting a soccer cleat punctured in too my tigh and bleeding really bad then later on in the day my bro decides to close the car door on my left hand and to top it all off once I get home my dad bumps in to my sister as she is holding hot tea and spills it all over my back... Got to love Mondays Mine was worse. It all started when I got back from Vietnam, I was looking for a buddy from my unit but i learned he died from agent orange exposure. Now im the last to survive. I was walking through a small town when the sheriff spots me and drives me out. Fuckin calls me a drifter. I head back to the town and the sheriff arrests me. Im beaten and harassed at the station till i finally snap when they tried to dry-shave me with a straight razor. I fought my way out of the station, steal a motorcycle and get chased into the mountains. Then a helicoptor comes up on me and starts shooting. I grab a rock and throw it in self defense. The choppa pitched and the guy fell out and died ffs! I quickly disable the team using my guerrilla tactics and booby traps, severely wounding but not killing the deputies. In the chaos i see the sherrif put a knife to his throat and say "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go". They call in the national gaurd on me and they fire this rocked at me in a mine trapping me in, but i escaped through the tunnels. After wading through waist‑deep water and fighting off rats, I find an exit near a main road. I hijack an army truck and drive it into town crashing it into a gas station. I destroy some stores and find the sherrif on the roof of the police station. He shoots at me but misses. I shoot at him and injure him. He fell through the roof and im about to kill him but before i do the Colonel that trained me shows up and tells me theres no escaping alive. I have a bad flashback and cry some. Then turn myself in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Mine was worse. It all started when I got back from Vietnam, I was looking for a buddy from my unit but i learned he died from agent orange exposure. Now im the last to survive. I was walking through a small town when the sheriff spots me and drives me out. Fuckin calls me a drifter. I head back to the town and the sheriff arrests me. Im beaten and harassed at the station till i finally snap when they tried to dry-shave me with a straight razor. I fought my way out of the station, steal a motorcycle and get chased into the mountains. Then a helicoptor comes up on me and starts shooting. I grab a rock and throw it in self defense. The choppa pitched and the guy fell out and died ffs! I quickly disable the team using my guerrilla tactics and booby traps, severely wounding but not killing the deputies. In the chaos i see the sherrif put a knife to his throat and say "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go". They call in the national gaurd on me and they fire this rocked at me in a mine trapping me in, but i escaped through the tunnels. After wading through waist‑deep water and fighting off rats, I find an exit near a main road. I hijack an army truck and drive it into town crashing it into a gas station. I destroy some stores and find the sherrif on the roof of the police station. He shoots at me but misses. I shoot at him and injure him. He fell through the roof and im about to kill him but before i do the Colonel that trained me shows up and tells me theres no escaping alive. I have a bad flashback and cry some. Then turn myself in... Cool story bro....can you repeat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i got bit on the elbow by a spider, so uhm does that mean i can shoot webs out of my weenus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i got bit on the elbow by a spider, so uhm does that mean i can shoot webs out of my weenus? That is called an STD if it occurs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiri-Jolith Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Really hippie? If your gonna write the plot for a rambo movie atleast make it tasteful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) Really hippie? If your gonna write the plot for a rambo movie atleast make it tasteful. I always mistake my life for John Rambo's.. fuck i need to let it go, JUST LET IT GO!! Edited December 29, 2009 by Never trust a hippie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 oh! that sucks! just don't out and drive..that may be a sign! >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 oh! that sucks! just don't out and drive..that may be a sign! >.< ? What may be a sign not to drive? Being bit by a spider and then shocked by his "My First Laptop"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 ?What may be a sign not to drive? Being bit by a spider and then shocked by his "My First Laptop"? Haha kinda. A sign that today is just not a lucky day lol...driving may be a bad choice because he might crash, he hit by another car etc etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Haha kinda. A sign that today is just not a lucky day lol...driving may be a bad choice because he might crash, he hit by another car etc etc? In that case... Helmin DRIVE!!!! Also while driving let go of the steering wheel and start trying to climb onto the roof of the car. Only attempt while going 90+ cause going faster makes stunts a lot safer! *Warning if attempted you will be really cool* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 In that case... Helmin DRIVE!!!! Also while driving let go of the steering wheel and start trying to climb onto the roof of the car. Only attempt while going 90+ cause going faster makes stunts a lot safer! *Warning if attempted you will be really cool* Fav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 My days been fine =D...except for falling off a couch at my cousing house this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 About four months ago, my son headbutted me by accident when I was tickling him. Ended up knocking me out cold....woke up in the hospital after I got a cat scan, JUST before they were going to do me up with a decatheder (sp?). I've survived against big rocks, bullets, and explosives...but a fucking one year old takes me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 In that case... Helmin DRIVE!!!! Also while driving let go of the steering wheel and start trying to climb onto the roof of the car. Only attempt while going 90+ cause going faster makes stunts a lot safer! *Warning if attempted you will be really cool* helmin cant car ssurf....... pfffft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiri-Jolith Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 About four months ago, my son headbutted me by accident when I was tickling him. Ended up knocking me out cold....woke up in the hospital after I got a cat scan, JUST before they were going to do me up with a decatheder (sp?). I've survived against big rocks, bullets, and explosives...but a fucking one year old takes me down. Lol! FAILS!!!!! that's sad man. Freaking sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GIR--_ Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Dance then, wherever you may be I am the Lord of the Dance, said He! And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be And I'll lead you all in the Dance, said He! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3nL Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 About four months ago, my son headbutted me by accident when I was tickling him. Ended up knocking me out cold....woke up in the hospital after I got a cat scan, JUST before they were going to do me up with a decatheder (sp?). I've survived against big rocks, bullets, and explosives...but a fucking one year old takes me down. The strength of small children usually rivals that of a god's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 i was shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-proto- Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 About four months ago, my son headbutted me by accident when I was tickling him. Ended up knocking me out cold....woke up in the hospital after I got a cat scan, JUST before they were going to do me up with a decatheder (sp?). I've survived against big rocks, bullets, and explosives...but a fucking one year old takes me down. LOL a 1 yr old knocked u out cold lol .:pwned: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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