F4ithl3ss Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 All T's Freeze, Freeze oh please, Now make sure to crouch, Get on your knees, We will crouch, to the big cage, Don't mind the haze, just a smoke grenade, "What the hell, I was stuck, Slay yourself you freekilling fuck" "I am sorry", replies the CT, "I'll go read the MOTD" Line up against the boxes, unstack, and freeze Don't make me kill you, please oh please Evil Simon says "All T's jump" Twas the one on the right, shoot him with the pump Now it's down, to the last three, pick who you want your buddy to be, he chooses the admin, for brownie points, down goes Jimmy, Frail are his joints Now it's time for the deagle toss, Throw that shit like a boss When you throw the deagle it must go far, You have 3 minutes, to type LR Alright my friend, you have lost You have lost, the deagle toss Now the round has come to and end, It is over, goodbye, my friend. I told beast702 and Pizza GUy that I was writing a stupid poem for my poetry class that I got stuck in, and they suggested I write a jailbreak poem, I actually think I'm pretty good at this poem shit ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Beautiful!!!!!! Now You Need to Write one about Someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast702 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 PURE EPIC till the next round motha fucka im kill all you freekilling fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PizzaGuy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 So after 17 years of being in the closet why did you choose just now to finally come out? was the door locked? Just kidding. this is hilarious and it's actually a good legit poem for being about Jailbreak. Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 the opposite of fail is win...and this qualifies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staisys Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Chuck Norris DEFINITELY approves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 is it alright if i can use this for my poetry class aswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkplanner Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 That is one killer poem. Why would you want to use it for a class though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Anything with the word "Twas" is always epic. i.e: Teh Night before christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 .........waiting for terry to reply.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 .........waiting for terry to reply.................... I will be Terry. "What the fuck is this shit?!" "Get that shit out of here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 you forgot to close the thread vandium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast702 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 lol i'd rather to see what terry would still say but im pretty it will be the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol, no doubt, gayest thing i've ever done, but I think it's pretty good ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol homo. Nice poem. Now I will record it and attach it to the MOTD as a wav file that plays when someone joins the server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM Your Reason Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Turn this in, post screens of grade, ????, PROFIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Wowzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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