fdh Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Last night we went to Olive Garden. Next to this Olive Garden is a pretty sketchy part of town. Well as we were walking into the restaurant this creeper approached me, my gf, and some friends. He was asking if we had some cash seeing as how we were going to eat blah blah. He wasn't homeless but claimed to be "down on his luck". I said "no, sorry" and walked into the restaurant. Well this guy follows us in and is just yapping away. We finally get seated and he comes and sits with us. He orders food etc. Everyone is pretty stunned. Finally he tells the waiter that the check is all together and when it comes he hands it to me. I'm like "nah screw that buddy you can pay for your own meal". He says he forgot his wallet. I tell the waiter I'm not paying for this guy and he goes and gets the manager. The manager starts arguing that he was in our party etc etc. I get even more pissed off. Two cops who were eating with wives/gfs stepped up and made me pay then escorted us out. I was flipping losing it. Well we get outside and this guy continues to follow us to the car. I finally turn around and sock him. He goes for his coat like he's gonna get something so I just keep wailing on him. Finally he stops moving and the cops are out there again. They throw me in the back of the undercover cop car and let me call my mom. She sounded scared and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. Thanks for reading fellow HG members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 knowing you posting a story, i jumped to the end anyways :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 interesting read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Wow Helmin I can't believe that really happened dude! I hope you are ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splizes Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Lol where's the music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeus1 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 lol, weird guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 you should of face raped him with your 1 deag abilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAPD Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 hope u ok man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 He stole that from somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddler Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 lol wow well i dont the end was real lol but why didnt u say something to the waiter b4 or get him escorted out when yall got seated... lol thats what i would have done Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 He stole that from somewhere! proves it or i stole it from myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 he had it coming for being an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Great now the song is stuck in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Well played. He read it aloud to me in Vent and as soon as he said Bel Air it went silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 NOT FAIR! I was all into the story and then I got to the ending and lawl alot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Vagina Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 u should write a novel man, that was rly moving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 when you knocked him out you should have crouched raped him in da face and said " YO HOLMES TO BAILAIR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
md.blur Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Good luck in your new home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 knowing you posting a story, i jumped to the end anyways :-) me too heh. i figured it was a trap based on the size of the paragraph and the fact that i have encountered this kind of trap b4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staisys Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Ha ha nice! The ending made me lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM Your Reason Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 copypasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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