ttaM Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Very Mature Content. Regulate if need be. Dirty: roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over love, you're about to get fisteed SWAT: Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cause here comes my willy SWAT: Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And you love it up the shitter SWAT: Roses are shit, Violets are crap, Show me your clit, And I'll cum in your lap SWAT: Roses are red, it's elementary, let's ring up a friend, and try double-entry. Master: Roses are shit Violets are crap Show me your clit And I'll cum in your lap SWAT: Roses are red, Violet are blue, I suppose I should tell you, I have a fetish about poo. SWAT: Roses are red, Rain clouds are grey, I suppose I should tell you, I'm actually gay. - master Dirty: Roses are awful Violets are the pits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits Koragan: oh no. . . . oh no . . . . oh no . . . . oh YEAH! SWAT: Roses are blue, violets are crapple, i forgot the dildo, go get a pineapple SWAT: Roses are naff, and do you dig, sleeping with you, is like sex with a pig. JJK: Roses are red, Violets are blue, what the fuck you got a dick too? SWAT: I think of you in the sunshine, I think of you in the rain, I think i'll fucking kill you, if you shag my dad again. Dirty: Roses are crap Violets are shit Sit on my face And wiggle a bit JJK: Roses are dead, Violets are dead, a gun to my head and a short trip to bed SWAT: Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base, Are belong to you Dirty: Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter You're a dirty bitch And you love it up the sh!tter SWAT: Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base, Are belong to you JJK: Roses are red, violets are blue, im just stateing a fact, they both are true SWAT: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm outside your house, And I'm spying on you. I cant think of any, Appropriate flowers, But, from here I, Can see you in the shower. JJK: Roses are red, violets are not, poor jj has ran our of pot JJK: dammit SWAT: Roses are red, except them others, id would much rather make love to your brothers. JJK: Roses are red, Violets are pale, forgot what i was typing god dammit i fail SWAT: Violets are blue, some roses are white, i took you up the arse n got covered in shite. SWAT: My penis is red, My scrotum is blue, From STD'S, that I got from you. Master: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, God Made Me Pretty, What Happened To you? SWAT: Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between. JJK: roses are red, skinny and stout. techno is still staff? get the fuck out SWAT: Row, row, row yer boat gently down the stream, Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream Master: Roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back JJK: Roses are red, viloets are blue, im so damn hungry B R B need some food SWAT: Roses R Phat, Violets R Neat, I Kick Yer Ass, Cuz I Are Teh Leet SWAT: You said you'd always love me, you said you'd always care, so why oh why leave me, when I tried on your underwear. SWAT: Your body is so perfect, your dancing so erotic, I wish you hadn't killed me, you murdering psychotic. JJK: Where is homer? Who took him away? Or is he jsut pretending to be a f k JJK: homer and steven sitting in a tree, p'r'o'g'r'a'm'm'i'n'g JJK: roses are red, violets are nots, get the fuck out here comes the cops SWAT: A nice brown package boxed up nicely for you wait a minute, that's my monkey poo! JJK: roses are red, cannabis is green, take it to the brain, if you know what i mean JJK: roses are red, violets are red, im pretty damn sure this joke is now dead SWAT: Roses are dirty Violets have fleas Peel back my skin And lick off my cheese Dirty: I met a girl on the Internet her name was Haley I said to give me sex he said I’m only twelve I said that shit is cool I used to be in middle school! SWAT: Roses are red When in reality Sleeping with girls Don't beat beastiality SWAT: Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey SWAT: When roses are red, they're ready for plucking; Now Master is sixteen, He's ready for fucking. SWAT: Ten thousand tons of cheese, Fermenting in my room, You tried to clean them up, I attacked you with a broom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koragan Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 oh the fun times with text to speech never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 TTS for the win! Good times in the vent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thread Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I actually lol'd at some of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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