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It's a Party at UNH.


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My school. #1 Party School in New England (not that I'd know). There are several people from Mass, Maine, and NH in the community that will appreciate this. ^^

 

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Pulled up on campus in my minivan. A ramped man trust I must be holding info man. Celly blowing up fellas telling me the plan so I can to camp co and bought a 12 of sams. Parked my car at west edge and put 2 in the air Wildcat Transit gets me the *** out of there. Tried to eat at Stillings but that shit was closed said *** it and just went to HOCO fo sho. Chicken Nuggs I know guiding stars on the dismay but you know that I ate that shit anyways. Back to my dorm before I grab my beer and a Weezy song was on and a Weezy song was on and a Weezy song was on.

 

Drinks up, they playing my song, got the pong balls flying today, loosen my wrist like yeah, balls in your cup like yeah, I put my middle finger up, there playing my song, tomorrow I'm gunna pay, yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH! yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH!

 

Got my backpack as I strut down the block heading to Stoke cause its a shit house round the clock. Met up with my crew set up get up out that door. Checking out the shit going down on Frat Row. Guiding cars and brothers was looking for relatio. And the only row with the bar mass ratio. Get me ***ed on a cup of that Jungle Juice potent enough for anti fungal use. Got a condom in my pocket with the stub from the hockey game, yall know from when we beat the piss out of UMaine. I miss the ground pit I could dance till dawn and an Asher song was on and an Asher song was on and an Asher song was on. SO.

 

Drinks up, they playing my song, got the pong balls flying today, loosen my wrist like yeah, balls in your cup like yeah, I put my middle finger up, there playing my song, tomorrow I'm gunna pay, yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH! yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH!

 

So you wanna have a fun time on Halloween everyone knows young drives the scene but on homecoming you best be drinking at 10 am pass out at 4 wake up at 6 and start again. The Wings Your Way Eminem is finger liking DHOP aint a pizza shop its a religion. Welcome to the land of Segway cops, but they will never be enough to make this party stopstopstop..stop

 

Drinks up, they playing my song, got the pong balls flying today, loosen my wrist like yeah, balls in your cup like yeah, I put my middle finger up, there playing my song, tomorrow I'm gunna pay, yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH! yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH!

 

Drinks up, they playing my song, got the pong balls flying today, loosen my wrist like yeah, balls in your cup like yeah, I put my middle finger up, there playing my song, tomorrow I'm gunna pay, yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH! yeahhhhh.... its a party at UNH!

 

 

Definitions:

 

Camp Co = Campus Convenience (the indian man who owns it will sell booze to anyone)

Stillings = Best Dining Hall on Campus that is never open.

HoCo = Holloway Commons, which is the largest Dining Hall on Campus.

Stoke = Stoke Hall, the largest dorm on campus and a madhouse with a huge percentage of freshmen.

UMaine = Our rivals, University of Maine

Wings Your Way = Local version of Hooters, hot chicks and awesome wings.

DHOP = Durham House of Pizza

 

 

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