JuIcY Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Today sucked so much.. Im coming home from my girlfriends house doing 45 ina 40 and what do ya know.. speed trap.. I get a citation, my first ticket in 7 years, never pulled over, ticketed, arrested..today of all days..and the cop was being a dick. I go to a bar right after to relax and get the damn ticket off my mind. after 20 minutes, Some drunk shithead out of town comes over to me at the bar and starts asking why I have a cast, "Did I break my arm jerking off?" he laughs and looks over to his buds at the table. With the cast on my left arm I swing at him with my right pissed as fuck, I hit him in the jaw and while sitting on the bar stool, next thing I know he throws me to the floor and kicks my face 3 times with his boot that's all I remember, now, I just woke up an hour ago at my friends house. what a shitty ass day..I need some aspirin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Next time you go to that bar, wrap your cast in sheet metal (add spikes for flair) and then see who mouths off to you. Also, only pussies kick in a barfight. From what I've found, 40-45 mph zones are usually the worst areas for speed traps. They know that's where you'll start to speed up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Yeah that really sucks ass. As Lamp said! lol'd. But maybe as well never go to the bar alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Going to a bar alone is asking to get fucked with. Everyone's a comedian when they're drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalepeno Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 go to the bar with a shotgun and see who wants to mess with you. end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Next time you see him at the bar get a gun and turn your aim bot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Why'd you leave your girlfriends house in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libb Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Next time you see him at the bar get a gun and turn your aim bot on. LoL (message to short) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 i would of hit him with the cast as much as that would hurt juicy that guy would of been on the floor and then you should of said some corny one liner like Im wearing it for you baby. woulda been pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Lol pedo again , but i would be so mad at the fagget in the bar, at least you didnt get charges for punching him, also the worst place to speed is in a school zone like 100 $ more dollars when schools going on D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 That is exactly why I carry a set of brass knuckles with me when I go to the bar...Almost used them a couple of times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 That is exactly why I carry a set of brass knuckles with me when I go to the bar...Almost used them a couple of times... I like concealed weapons charges too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambit Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 lol thats why u never go over the speed limit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I like concealed weapons charges too. You beat me to it. Don't forget assault with a deadly weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 lol thats why u never go over the speed limit fuck speed limits, I just got unlucky with that bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 and this is why i roll deep with 5 or 6 of my cousins when ever i go too a bar..... and yeah kicking is such a pussie thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 The only person allowed to kick in a bar fight is Steven Segal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 The only person allowed to kick in a bar fight is Steven Segal. Or sean claude van dam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/ gotta check that out been watching it, big fan of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 [YOUTUBE]IZ904E_xVgY[/YOUTUBE] For you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 when i was reading this, i was like *when i get to the end its gonna start the fresh prince of Bel air crap agian*...but dang that does suck ass though i hope your ok juicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Who gives tickets for 45 in a 40? That is not a police officer, that is a piece of shit that snuck in the force. Or they are that broke. To Protect and Serve, my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 too bad justgotowned.com died, this would have been a appropriate moment. sorry u got kicked in the face three times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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