fdh Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 *thumbs up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 lol nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splizes Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 A funny one I heard today: Three guys come in to work after a helluva night partying the first said he had blown chunks, the second had been with a prostitute and had been caught by his wife, while the third had jumped off of a roof and landed on a rake the first one then says "no, my dog's name is chunks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 WOw why would you even kiss the mirror while you could be kissing me :love: besides the ugly ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Hey why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devistator Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Helmin, as much as you drive me insane, I will admit, that was rather humorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splizes Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Why cant hellin keller drive? Its not because she is deaf blind and dumb its because she's a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Riceball Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambit Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 the mirror has aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalepeno Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Q:how do you get a baby out of a blender? A:crackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Q:how do you get a baby out of a blender? A:crackers is it commonplace to utilize crackers to get anything out of a blender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Janitor win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Janitor win Lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I like my women like I like my coffee...Ground up and in a freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I like my women like I like my coffee...Ground up and in a freezer. How do you grind up liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 You have to freeze it first...man I have to teach you everything? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOX Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 a man walked in to a hation bar then............................. it collapsed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubanCarlos Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 a man walked in to a hation bar then............................. it collapsed hation? dont you mean Hatian? lawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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