fdh Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'" "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said," 'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Wonder how it felt I wouldnt use a pumpkin though too many seeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 DJ isn't 22 he's like 67. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I guess he should work on his man to hand relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Justicar Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I'm guessing that pumpkin felt really good, seeing as he couldn't hear the cop come up behind him. hehe wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Damn thanks for the idea DJ now I gotta spend more money to buy a damn pumpkin and try that shit out. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 A real man would use Pumpkin Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 A real man would use Pumpkin Pie LMAO Lamigra has experience with this kinda crap. Maybe give DJ some hints on what to use man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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