Koragan Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 So I was throwing shit off the roof into the dumpster and my pencil fell so i jumped in and started to get it and stepped right on a fucking nail. SHIT! This is just a warning to all nails, im bringing a hammer with me at all times now. GTFO Yeah and i might have cancer now from that nail... looked pretty nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Write a book about it please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Diving into a dumpster garnishes about as much sympathy as this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 if you begin to look like this you should've been smart enough to update your tetanus shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cefdinir Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c00k1em0nst3r Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I've gone dumpster diving...it was pretty fun. We were homeless for a day or two just for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphaed Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 So I was throwing shit off the roof into the dumpster and my pencil fell so i jumped in and started to get it and stepped right on a fucking nail. SHIT! This is just a warning to all nails, im bringing a hammer with me at all times now. GTFO Yeah and i might have cancer now from that nail... looked pretty nasty Fail much with a nail much? Oh, and it's tetanus that you can get from rusty nails, not cancer. You're just lucky there was no needle in there that you could have stepped on and got AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koragan Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 1 we are redoing our entire roof by ourselves (me and my dad) so we ordered a Tripple A industrial dumpster thta is sitting in our garage now so we can shovel shit into it.. like shingles. and like i said my pencil fell so i went to get it and didnt see the nail and stepped on it. Not deep and i talked to the doctor and i already had my tetanus in '06 and they take 6 years to expire so im ok.. and again it wasnt deep it was just enough to hurt it for the day so i couldnt walk directly on it.. its cool tho no cancer so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphaed Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 1 we are redoing our entire roof by ourselves (me and my dad) so we ordered a Tripple A industrial dumpster thta is sitting in our garage now so we can shovel shit into it.. like shingles. and like i said my pencil fell so i went to get it and didnt see the nail and stepped on it. Not deep and i talked to the doctor and i already had my tetanus in '06 and they take 6 years to expire so im ok.. and again it wasnt deep it was just enough to hurt it for the day so i couldnt walk directly on it.. its cool tho no cancer so far Well, good to hear that you have updated tetanus shots so we don't have to put you down like Old Yeller. And it's good that it's not deep, but you won't have a battle scar and those are cool. I stepped on a nail this summer while cleaning out and rebuilding an old chicken coop for my aunt (bring on the farm jokes). Big ass nail, went right through. No issues though, but I've got these cool matching red marks on each side of my foot; like a homemade tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambush Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Better get a tech shot !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 As a professional carpenter I suggest next time that as you throw boards in the dumpster you first bend over the nails that stick up. I've avoided nails in the foot for 6 years, noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorJesus Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Yeah and i might have cancer now from that nail... looked pretty nasty You can also get diabete from a nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHelmet Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Let this be a lesson to you all. NEVER JUMP INTO A DUMPSTER FULL OF NAILS! Pencils can be replaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koragan Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 You can also get diabete from a nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzkrieg Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 He gots teh beetuz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Vagina Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 pencil - $.5 new foot - 2k (estimate) therapy - 4 years (lots of money) koragan being an idiot priceless. For Everything else there is watching Siphaed complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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