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"umm....baby?"

 

"Yes, dear?"

 

 

"umm...could you maybe pack up the kid, drive 30 minutes to pick me up some funnel cake, then deliver it to me and then go back home?"

 

 

"...."

 

 

"baby?"

 

 

"Fuck you, darling."

 

 

:(

 

YES!!!

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"umm....baby?"

 

"Yes, dear?"

 

 

"umm...could you maybe pack up the kid, drive 30 minutes to pick me up some funnel cake, then deliver it to me and then go back home?"

 

 

"...."

 

 

"baby?"

 

 

"Fuck you, darling."

 

 

:(

 

ah shit that's great sounds exactually like mine. Should does the same thing.

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ah shit that's great sounds exactually like mine. Should does the same thing.

 

Was that english?

 

Did you use google translate or something?

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Today (Thursday), we took an hour (noon to 1 p.m.) to eat pizza and cake....still so very win.

 

Ima slip into sugar coma now.

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Today (Thursday), we took an hour (noon to 1 p.m.) to eat pizza and cake....still so very win.

 

Ima slip into sugar coma now.

 

Pizza AND cake? How is this even possible?

 

Hell, I'm busy trying not to vomit and need to decide if I'm even going to eat lunch.

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Today (Thursday), we took an hour (noon to 1 p.m.) to eat pizza and cake....still so very win.

 

Ima slip into sugar coma now.

 

I'm going to laugh when you have to create your Performance Evaluation Letter at the end of the month.

*Lol @ myself for saying "end of the month". :P Waits for someone to post an awkward joke about women. >_>;*

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I'm going to laugh when you have to create your Performance Evaluation Letter at the end of the month.

*Lol @ myself for saying "end of the month". :P Waits for someone to post an awkward joke about women. >_>;*

 

Who has monthly performance evals? lawl.

 

Also, if all women had their period at the end of the month, you would see nothing but men out in public trying to hide.

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I'm going to laugh when you have to create your Performance Evaluation Letter at the end of the month.

*Lol @ myself for saying "end of the month". :P Waits for someone to post an awkward joke about women. >_>;*

 

One of the VPs of the college is who held this pizza and cake event.

 

I will not be in trouble since our entire department was there.

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