Guest The_Monkey Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Q-tips aren't bad as long as you do it right...DO IT RIGHT... Doctor's and guides tell you not to use Q-tips, because there isn't a good reason to use them. Our ear wax is supposed to be there. If you keep taking it out you end up irritating your ear canal, and end up producing even more ear wax. Our ear wax is soft, and almost liquidy at times unless there is an extreme build up or blockage. If you end up with another blockage of some sorts, use warm liquid (water or oil, baby oil is best as it really softens ear wax really well) in your ears to soften the wax, then rinse with water, then alcohol (to dry out the excess water). If you seem to always have an issue with ear wax build up (such as wearing a headset all the time), you can put a drop of baby oil in each ear every day in order to lubricate your ear canal, and keep your ear wax off. Then you can use a Q-tip to swab the exterior of your ear to remove noticeably excess ear wax. This, however, is quite different if you are of middle to eastern asia descent, being that the ear wax that is produced in their ears tends to be much more harder. There are special tools designed to remove hardened ear wax that should only be used by a doctor. However, the same rules apply. Use baby oil to keep your ear wax soft and moist. In extreme cases, high pressure liquid or air has been used to remove blockages. While our ear drum is resilient, this is dangerous, and only should be done as a last resort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambush Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What the hell was you doing jamming it in and out tryin to get ear wax our bro, ever heard of being GENTLE . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayHelloRosco Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Slazes post: Quote: Originally Posted by I Love Lamp So I used some hydrogen peroxide. No dice, and now my inner ear felt like it was on fire. Perhaps? __________ my thought exactly lol Lrn2quote plox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illmatic Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Sooo.... With that being said, how would you recommend cleaning your ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Sooo.... With that being said, how would you recommend cleaning your ears? I'm going to go with "without causing damage to yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Sooo.... With that being said, how would you recommend cleaning your ears? With a broken glass shard covered in fire ants. But seriously, did you not even read my post above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Doctor's and guides tell you not to use Q-tips, because there isn't a good reason to use them. Our ear wax is supposed to be there. If you keep taking it out you end up irritating your ear canal, and end up producing even more ear wax. Monkey's a doctor, listen up bitches! [YOUTUBE]uxMuOE28HjM[/YOUTUBE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1llz Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 dang that's disgusting :oo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishoujo Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 LOL Baby oil? So thats what its used for... ;p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 agh, that video is atrocious, ruined my dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 This is what I do Grab one of these Stick it in your ear and use the gap to pull that ear wax out and have an orgasm in your ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 LOL Baby oil? So thats what its used for... ;p Among other things...don't put it in your girl part though...bad for the pH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 This is what I doGrab one of these Stick it in your ear and use the gap to pull that ear wax out and have an orgasm in your ear Lol, that's an interesting alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 QQ lamp. i was camping once in a tent, and i left a little hole in the zipper for some breeeze and i didnt know i put the tent on top of a fire-ant's nest. i woke up in pain so i went to the doctors, and they said i had 3 fire-ant bites in my ear. hurt like HELL. and my 3 nephews thought it would be funny to put caramel and chocolate sauce in my ear. stupid little 7 and 4 year old bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 QQ lamp. i was camping once in a tent, and i left a little hole in the zipper for some breeeze and i didnt know i put the tent on top of a fire-ant's nest. i woke up in pain so i went to the doctors, and they said i had 3 fire-ant bites in my ear. hurt like HELL. and my 3 nephews thought it would be funny to put caramel and chocolate sauce in my ear. stupid little 7 and 4 year old bitches. fucking.. owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 fucking.. owned. SHUTUP JOHN. i still hate you for always making fun of me. and ohyeah, i feel your pain. i was in mountain home since last wednesday till sunday. FUCKING SUCKS DUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 lololol mountain home, there's like nothing there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 lololol mountain home, there's like nothing there... I KNOW. i rode horses with my fucking htc desire out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Po Lice Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 bro that sucks. cue-tips are supposed to be safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 bro that sucks. cue-tips are supposed to be safe Q - Tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3nL Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 bro that sucks. cue-tips are supposed to be safe Scissors are supposed to be safe. That won't stop you from cutting your own dick off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Scissors are supposed to be safe. That won't stop you from cutting your own dick off though. lol i don't think anybody is dumb enough to do it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 lol i don't think anybody is dumb enough to do it though Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. I don't SUGGEST googling for video of people doing silly things with scissors, but I promise you, they exist. *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Scissors are supposed to be safe. That won't stop you from cutting your own dick off though. Only recently I realised why safety scissors were safer than normal scissors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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