fdh Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Phase 1 Your first day at work is great.. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss. Phase 2: After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore. Phase 3: This is what happens after about SIX Months! Phase 4: You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. Phase 5: After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine. Phase 6: You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today! So what phase are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I'm definitely at phase 5 right now. If I had an office door I'd be at phase 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Lol! I'm also at phase five I basically wake up, roll out of bed, head straight for the coffee pot get a cup of coffee, and then get dressed don't even worry about anything else. Then head straight for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I'm definitely at phase 5 right now. If I had an office door I'd be at phase 6. This, except I'm nowhere near overweight. Still a little out of shape? Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamps Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I have two jobs, one in an office, and i've been working here for 2 years, i am still on phase II, did i mention i like my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I have two jobs, one in an office, and i've been working here for 2 years, i am still on phase II, did i mention i like my job We all like our jobs. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 thats why 8th grade rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 thats why 8th grade rocks Enjoy your happiness while you still have it. This is one of my favorite comics of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 ROFL. My mother sent me this in an e-mail.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlessedBullets Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 That's the story of my Dad's life.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Ah, work is still at phase one for me. Even for a couple of months there I still love everyone at work lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilshortstuf Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Haha I'm a senior in high school so I still have college but have yet to have a job. So phase 0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Haha I'm a senior in high school so I still have college but have yet to have a job. So phase 0? In high school without a job? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEyes Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm a freshman in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Po Lice Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 and i think being a freshman is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 unemployed, never worked a day in my life, college next year <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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