Dynasty Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! Agree, yes? Edited February 25, 2009 by HT | DJ2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangeCRUSH Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Slow drivers, People who talk on their cell phone while driving, my Neighbors, the Courthouse, San Diego Chargers and their fans, the "Bad" American Pitbull Terrier Stereotype.. IT'S NOT THE DOG YOU FUCKING ****, IT'S HOW IT'S RAISED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Lol Dynasty's wasn't a rant about what he doesn't like...he got it from here: http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 lol i do almost all of those things. but now i see how annoying i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynasty Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 haha I actually got it from my friend and completely agreed with him xD Thats why I posted it I didn't actually see it anywhere else >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Street Lethal Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 shockingly I agree 100% with OrangeCRUSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 agreeing with orange and street... the other crap i dont really care about lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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