Hamhugger Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 my father told me he was married for 6 years before he married my mother. WTF why didnt i know this lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 i found out i have a 34 year old half brother with 2 kids i think i win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamhugger Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 lol yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 lol yes. :rofl: its amazing what our parents decide to randomly tell us. they're assholes, kinda like wild bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 weeman your parents forgot to tell you im your sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 what if your parents told you that you were never born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Wait til Mrs. Clark finds out I'm her husband's long lost son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Happens. Remember, everyone lies. Especially your parents! At least you weren't adopted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 what if you just figured out the person you thought was your dad didnt actually have sex with your mom to make you, and you just found out your mom was raped at 13 and thats how you came along. >.> thats what happened to my oldest sister ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Wait til Mrs. Clark finds out I'm her husband's long lost son... Excuse me, I called dibs on being the next Clark family member a LONG time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahl Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 i was conceived during a power outage in las vegas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 i was conceived during a power outage in las vegas... And people say miracles don't happen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkanater123 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 i found out i have a 34 year old half brother with 2 kids i think i win. My mom told me that i was conceived during revenge sex because my dad was cheating on my mom.....i think i win sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 My mom told me that i was conceived during revenge sex because my dad was cheating on my mom.....i think i win sir How is banging your husband considered revenge sex? Unless your father isn't your father. Or your mom got creative with her playthings and made your dad sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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