fdh Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I never went to bed last night and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that darth vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cefdinir Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 oooo shhiiiiitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Now, this here's a story bout a man named Jed........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1llz Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 :*( :*( :amazed: :worried: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splizes Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 One question, do you live in Arkansas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiFukui Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I have to say.... O...M...G.... Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I was expecting will smith, but star wars was refreshingly original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiFukui Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I was expecting will smith, but star wars was refreshingly original. For a good half sentence I was all until I tl;dr'd and :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizyvipr Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Awwwwww how sweet. and I have to add this in... It's not right for anyone to judge you for falling for your sister, you can't mentally control who you like/love/lust/or crush on. But anyways... Sounds like you had a really rough personal life D: I kind of want to hug you and put a "get better" sticker on your forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 There's nothing to judge. Life can be fucked up, as you have experienced first hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkplanner Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that darth vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Most epic part. What happened next? Did you die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHelmet Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Ok, ummm ewww? You need help, man. It's not natural to fall for your sister regardless what anyone here says. Not to mention it's illegal in most states and even some other countries. Save money and get consoling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FukLife Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 omg dude that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 COPYPASTA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Hope things work out with your dad....let me tell you those Sith can be real bitches sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 this is original shit here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adt Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Sickipedia - First of all, -... <3 still a great joke. I love how some people havn't even realised it's a joke aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 hey can i borrow your sister real quick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 No judgement here. Judge lest ye be judged, ya know? I dont see any problem. The brain is a tricky thing. You like what you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 lol none of what is in the OP is original. It's Copypatsta from 4chan, but awesomely good one I had forgotten about until I read Darth Vader at the end. lmao epic. The whole time reading it I thought it was true and shit haha. TBH if I had a hot sister IDK how I'd handle it....oh wait i do have a hot sister.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoopaTroopa Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 ITT: people who didn't read the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Guise, you always check the last sentence for reference Auties, Uncles or Bel Aire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 lol wingless you sur ebro cuz thats pretty fucked up fdh if wingless is right anyway, if this shit is true then dude it sok. Like my life is pretty much perfect but my cousin is sooo hot, i just want to mmmmm..... so ya.... dont feel bad but that darth vader shit, wingelss has to be right lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambit Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 ().() ____ WTF lol star wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 lol too many people didn't read the whole thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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