D3nL Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crothers Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 k get started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koragan Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 lolwut :oo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCyrus Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Good Idea. Let's go to form some entire new committee called the "International Translation and Uses of Languages"... rofl.... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMaverik Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 ...wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Street Lethal Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 BAN D3N. IS THIS ENGLISH ENOUGH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCyrus Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 If we do start replacing letters, then the old generation would fail EVERY EXAM or TEST they would be given.... They wouldn't be able to apply for medical care, because the new doctors would fucking flip out with all the unknown letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3nL Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 This isn't actually mine. It's copypasta. I felt like passing on the good word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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