Prius Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 IF you were the CEO of BP.... What would you be doing differently right now. If I were the CEO of BP, I would probably kill myself or ask for help on how to stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Bomb the company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Fill the pipeline full of the hot air that I speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Relocate some where off shores.... zing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Write a letter to PETA with one word. "Oops?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilshortstuf Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Go to MIT and cal tech and tell them to fix it. 2 weeks later it's fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koth Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 i would sink another oil rig, so it will take the pressure off the current one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Tell everyone that we finally invented a car that can run on water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjuaguese Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Well, I would do the most logical thing... ...get a Delorean and travel back in time and prevent anything from happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 make it worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 start WWIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grenade Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 just nuke the damn well man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liloldmanboy Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 why is bp not doing anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkplanner Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Give someone else CEO and go die in a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomo Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Use the money to start a nuclear war (using hydrogen bombs as not to have to much radio active material after the war) ending humanity and making earth start over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 i heard George Noory talking about "why aren't the aliens helping us?" with this oil spill. fucking hell, coast to coast AM is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 METAL GEAR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adt Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I'd stop trying to salvage the oil, and actually cut it off full stop, would make more sense, and ironically save more money than re-barrelling it like they are now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 If I was the head of BP, I'd have a huge funnel with 4 anchors hovering above the plume. I'd have the funnel tube reach almost to the surface with a bypass valve. Easy as pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Robots with Diamond Swords. Oh wait... they already tried that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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