excalibuR Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 A football player says to a girl "Hey my pants are dirty can I get in yours?" The good one "Hey baby if you were a tree and I was a squirrel I would obviously put my nuts in your hole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblongs Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 ok these are ones that have worked for me is that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants or the most classic one of all is find the girl you like hide in a tree and fall out of it when shes driving by and get hit by her and tell her your marty mcfly and your from the future always works ( DONT FORGET THE ORANGE VEST , or it wont work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De3ViNe Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 TOP or BOTTOM? coz im good at both!!! ...."worked for NOC" jk jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guntorn Dragon Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 If a girl ever says "whatever floats your boat" you say: "Oh baby, you're the tidal wave to my canoe." I LOL'd when I thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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