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Approximately 7 hours before the party I will be found in your backyard burying a chainsaw.

 

6 and a 1/2 hours before I will be booked at the local county jail for trespassing.

 

3 hours before the party I will use a urine soaked shirt and pants to grind my way through the rusty cell door.

 

1 hour before the party I will feed on cows in a pasture.

 

I will be at your house at 8:23 PM.

 

At approximately 8:49 PM I will leave the house in a pile of blood and carnage.

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre- Helmin's Uprising

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at approximately 9 Pm I'll be at home playing Css because I'm sad and lonely.

 

Need company? I can send faded over w/ a tube of jelly and a video camera for a round of thunder dick? The video camera is so that you can keep Emma updated. Live stream. Batteries not included.

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