Headshot Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means death. Dihydrogen monoxide: * is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain. * contributes to the "greenhouse effect." * may cause severe burns. * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: * as an industrial solvent and coolant. * in nuclear power plants. * in the production of styrofoam. * as a fire retardant. * in many forms of cruel animal research. * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. * as an additive in "junk-foods" and other food products. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use. IT'S NOT TOO LATE! Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Don't worry. obama will save the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 If headshot is against this DHMO stuff....IM ALL FOR IT! PUMPMORE INTO THE OZONE! PUMP IT INTO OUR SCHOOLS! SELL SOME DHMO INHALATORS! YAY DHMO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshot Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 If any1 knows what DHMO is also called, please keep it to yourself until the end of the poll. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshot Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 How can I edit my poll? I want it to end in 1 week, not 2. Someone please help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Don't worry, this thread will be closed by the end of the day. :fail: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJK Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 watar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Street Lethal Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Dhmo joke? Gtfo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better Player Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Haven't heard that since second grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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