Optimus Weiner Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 and last night she dragged me to the pre-screening of Eclipse because she didn't want to go by herself. To be honest, I wanted to get out of the house anyway, so it wasn't all bad...and making fun of the movie the whole time was actually fun. Anyway, since she didn't really give me an option of going or not, I thought I would make a silent protest. So during work I designed this shirt, had Staples print it on a transfer on the way home and made it before she got home and we had to leave. (this was originally my friend Riley's idea) Ah, how effective minor embarrassment can be Also, it was made more effective by the fact that the entire theater was filled with 14 year old girls and that one 40-something mom pointed at me and said "holy shit do you see that guy's shirt? That's awesome." Then, The Monkey turned them into Printfection shirts. Available in any color you could ever want... May I present... Shirts for you: Faggy Twilight Saga - The Monkey Online's Custom Apparel - Printfection.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 For further clarification, my real name is Riley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 This will totally get me all the 12 year olds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Guess I don't understand how that relates to twilight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Cool story bro... serious I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus Weiner Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Guess I don't understand how that relates to twilight? Then be glad: you've been spared thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I bet you could rape a movie theater full of girls watching Twilight and they wouldn't even notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I bet you could rape a movie theater full of girls watching Twilight and they wouldn't even notice. I've often wondered if God laughs at slap-stick shit, or the really sick jokes. Seems to me, that if he has been around for as long as he has, he'd have to be into some really sick shit (I'm talking Japanese scat porn). If that is the case, you just made God chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've often wondered if God laughs at slap-stick shit, or the really sick jokes. Seems to me, that if he has been around for as long as he has, he'd have to be into some really sick shit (I'm talking Japanese scat porn). If that is the case, you just made God chuckle. LOL I'M RICK JESUS, BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Excuse me while I plaster links to this all over the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblongs Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 just sneezed in my pants this is pure genious i got to have one all my fagget friends like this shit and by god there 19 year old males for all i know FUCK that shit HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm wearing my Team Edward shirt to the 10:45 showing at the Neshaminy movie theaters tonight, if any of you want to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblongs Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm wearing my Team Edward shirt ill go but im going to wear either my team taylor swift shirt or maybe TEAM GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Reaper Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 My wife is dragging me to a showing in an hour.:oo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Excuse me while I plaster links to this all over the internet. Please do...ima go mark that shit up a little more...more monies for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus Weiner Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Excuse me while I plaster links to this all over the internet. Yes! True victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I drove by a movie theater at 7 pm, and the line for the midnight premere wrapped around the theater. I rolled down my window, honked, flipped them all off, and yelled "Fuck that faggy ass twilight shit" Needless to say, none of them moved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade223333 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I went last night with my gf and she made me wear a team Edward shirt. All the girls there talked to me made my gf jelous and she took off my shrt and threw it away when we got to my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I went last night with my gf and she made me wear a team Edward shirt. All the girls there talked to me made my gf jelous and she took off my shrt and threw it away when we got to my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEE SUPER GERMAN! Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I bet you could rape a movie theater full of girls watching Twilight and they wouldn't even notice. The movie's already raping their eyes and ears, so why not go all out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I went last night with my gf and she made me wear a team Edward shirt. All the girls there talked to me made my gf jelous and she took off my shrt and threw it away when we got to my house By girlfriend you mean your hand right? And by ripping your shirt off and threw it away, you mean blew a load into the shirt right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 By girlfriend you mean your hand right? And by ripping your shirt off and threw it away, you mean blew a load into the shirt right? ROFLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus Weiner Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 @The Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade223333 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Lol no............ Don't doubt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Lol no............ Don't doubt me Oh...you've been doubted. I require pics. I need you, standing next to her, holding today's news paper....or, you can just hold today's news paper next to the shirt you blew your load into...either works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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