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Best cars for the man kind...!

Chevrolet Corvette

While there are no doubt plenty of women who are Corvette owners, the 'Vette always has been, and always will be, a guy's car. Not only is it the symbol of the male mid-life crisis, but its wide body and over-the-top V8 engine make it an ode to excess that the male members of our species are hard-wired to appreciate. And then there's the Corvette's inherent patriotic appeal -- and the fact that Chevy has improved the chassis to the point that the newest 'Vettes are serious track cars, makes it all that much more rewarding to thumb one's nose at Porsche owners.

 

Dodge Magnum

For years, the station wagons were the mommymobiles of choice -- but the Magnum shows us that wagons can be manly, too. With engine choices starting at 190 horsepower and going all the way up to the 340 hp and 425 hp Hemi V8s, plus big wheels and magnificently menacing styling, the Dodge Magnum practically drips testosterone. Each time I drive one, I look underneath for a pair of… well, you know. I haven't found them, but I'm sure they're under there somewhere.

 

Dodge Viper

510 horsepower now, 600 horsepower coming in 2008. 'Nuff said.

 

Infiniti G35

There are plenty of rear-wheel-drive sport-luxury sedans on the market, but it's the G35's 350Z DNA (see below) that gives it its guy appeal. The G35's 306 horsepower makes cornering with finesse a little tricky -- it takes a light foot when exiting corners to avoid incurring the traction control system's wrath -- but this car jets away from the traffic lights like nobody's business. And the rear-wheel-drive layout may rob rear-seat and trunk space -- but, hey, that's why they invented the two-car family.

 

Lexus LS 460

Gadgets and guys just naturally go together -- do you think it's a coincidence that they both start with the letter G? The LS has long been the showcase for Lexus' latest and greatest, with gadgets like radar cruise control that automatically keeps a set distance from the car in front, push-button starting, and even a self-parking feature. For those who can afford to have someone else drive them, the LS460 even offers an extended-wheelbase model with optional reclining rear seats (complete with electric massage) and dual-screen video system. Add chips and a Godfather DVD and it's the ultimate rolling living room!

 

Nissan 350Z

My dearly-departed Uncle Ben was one of the manliest men I know -- not in a body-builder-Marine sense, but in a women-love-me-and-men-want-to-be-me sense. He discovered Nissan Z-cars in the mid 80s, and after he bought his first one (a 300ZX) he never bought another type of car. All Zs, past and present, have a few things in common: They look cool, they go fast, and they rarely break. They have flashy exteriors and business-class interiors that always suited my Unc just fine. Besides, among car guys, there's just something about a Z that commands respect.

 

Ford ( any kind sorta )

To lazy to type.

 

 

 

 

 

Took me awhile to type...!

If you don't agree ooo

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Best cars for the man kind...!

Chevrolet Corvette

While there are no doubt plenty of women who are Corvette owners, the 'Vette always has been, and always will be, a guy's car. Not only is it the symbol of the male mid-life crisis, but its wide body and over-the-top V8 engine make it an ode to excess that the male members of our species are hard-wired to appreciate. And then there's the Corvette's inherent patriotic appeal -- and the fact that Chevy has improved the chassis to the point that the newest 'Vettes are serious track cars, makes it all that much more rewarding to thumb one's nose at Porsche owners.

 

Dodge Magnum

For years, the station wagons were the mommymobiles of choice -- but the Magnum shows us that wagons can be manly, too. With engine choices starting at 190 horsepower and going all the way up to the 340 hp and 425 hp Hemi V8s, plus big wheels and magnificently menacing styling, the Dodge Magnum practically drips testosterone. Each time I drive one, I look underneath for a pair of… well, you know. I haven't found them, but I'm sure they're under there somewhere.

 

Dodge Viper

510 horsepower now, 600 horsepower coming in 2008. 'Nuff said.

 

Infiniti G35

There are plenty of rear-wheel-drive sport-luxury sedans on the market, but it's the G35's 350Z DNA (see below) that gives it its guy appeal. The G35's 306 horsepower makes cornering with finesse a little tricky -- it takes a light foot when exiting corners to avoid incurring the traction control system's wrath -- but this car jets away from the traffic lights like nobody's business. And the rear-wheel-drive layout may rob rear-seat and trunk space -- but, hey, that's why they invented the two-car family.

 

Lexus LS 460

Gadgets and guys just naturally go together -- do you think it's a coincidence that they both start with the letter G? The LS has long been the showcase for Lexus' latest and greatest, with gadgets like radar cruise control that automatically keeps a set distance from the car in front, push-button starting, and even a self-parking feature. For those who can afford to have someone else drive them, the LS460 even offers an extended-wheelbase model with optional reclining rear seats (complete with electric massage) and dual-screen video system. Add chips and a Godfather DVD and it's the ultimate rolling living room!

 

Nissan 350Z

My dearly-departed Uncle Ben was one of the manliest men I know -- not in a body-builder-Marine sense, but in a women-love-me-and-men-want-to-be-me sense. He discovered Nissan Z-cars in the mid 80s, and after he bought his first one (a 300ZX) he never bought another type of car. All Zs, past and present, have a few things in common: They look cool, they go fast, and they rarely break. They have flashy exteriors and business-class interiors that always suited my Unc just fine. Besides, among car guys, there's just something about a Z that commands respect.

 

Ford ( any kind sorta )

To lazy to type.

 

 

 

 

 

Took me awhile to type...!

If you don't agree ooo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

COOOOOOOOOOOOL STORY BRO.

 

didn't read.

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Best cars for the man kind...!

Chevrolet Corvette

While there are no doubt plenty of women who are Corvette owners, the 'Vette always has been, and always will be, a guy's car. Not only is it the symbol of the male mid-life crisis, but its wide body and over-the-top V8 engine make it an ode to excess that the male members of our species are hard-wired to appreciate. And then there's the Corvette's inherent patriotic appeal -- and the fact that Chevy has improved the chassis to the point that the newest 'Vettes are serious track cars, makes it all that much more rewarding to thumb one's nose at Porsche owners.

 

Dodge Magnum

For years, the station wagons were the mommymobiles of choice -- but the Magnum shows us that wagons can be manly, too. With engine choices starting at 190 horsepower and going all the way up to the 340 hp and 425 hp Hemi V8s, plus big wheels and magnificently menacing styling, the Dodge Magnum practically drips testosterone. Each time I drive one, I look underneath for a pair of… well, you know. I haven't found them, but I'm sure they're under there somewhere.

 

Dodge Viper

510 horsepower now, 600 horsepower coming in 2008. 'Nuff said.

 

Infiniti G35

There are plenty of rear-wheel-drive sport-luxury sedans on the market, but it's the G35's 350Z DNA (see below) that gives it its guy appeal. The G35's 306 horsepower makes cornering with finesse a little tricky -- it takes a light foot when exiting corners to avoid incurring the traction control system's wrath -- but this car jets away from the traffic lights like nobody's business. And the rear-wheel-drive layout may rob rear-seat and trunk space -- but, hey, that's why they invented the two-car family.

 

Lexus LS 460

Gadgets and guys just naturally go together -- do you think it's a coincidence that they both start with the letter G? The LS has long been the showcase for Lexus' latest and greatest, with gadgets like radar cruise control that automatically keeps a set distance from the car in front, push-button starting, and even a self-parking feature. For those who can afford to have someone else drive them, the LS460 even offers an extended-wheelbase model with optional reclining rear seats (complete with electric massage) and dual-screen video system. Add chips and a Godfather DVD and it's the ultimate rolling living room!

 

Nissan 350Z

My dearly-departed Uncle Ben was one of the manliest men I know -- not in a body-builder-Marine sense, but in a women-love-me-and-men-want-to-be-me sense. He discovered Nissan Z-cars in the mid 80s, and after he bought his first one (a 300ZX) he never bought another type of car. All Zs, past and present, have a few things in common: They look cool, they go fast, and they rarely break. They have flashy exteriors and business-class interiors that always suited my Unc just fine. Besides, among car guys, there's just something about a Z that commands respect.

 

Ford ( any kind sorta )

To lazy to type.

 

 

 

 

 

Took me awhile to type...!

If you don't agree ooo

 

your right, must of took you a lot of coping and pasting skillzzzzzz.

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