Awwik Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Get a neon and watch your dick get huge. @excalibuR: 14? So now I understand why it won't fit in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 mitsubishi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Get a neon and watch your dick get huge. @excalibuR: 14? Already am. My friend Kyle had a 1997 celica and he had sound activated underglow. Then he wrecked it... By the way, I did consider mitsubishi. My neighbor has an eclipse and runs pretty shitty, im not going to lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 i have a Scion xB with sound activated neon cathodes inside, neon cathode under the hood, and more under the body. The outside isn't sound activated because it looks retarded (as if it's shorting out as it passes by). go with normal outside. inside is a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIR--_ Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 EVO X? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Since you're heart is set on Toyota make sure the damn brakes work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEyes Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) Best cars for the man kind...!Chevrolet Corvette While there are no doubt plenty of women who are Corvette owners, the 'Vette always has been, and always will be, a guy's car. Not only is it the symbol of the male mid-life crisis, but its wide body and over-the-top V8 engine make it an ode to excess that the male members of our species are hard-wired to appreciate. And then there's the Corvette's inherent patriotic appeal -- and the fact that Chevy has improved the chassis to the point that the newest 'Vettes are serious track cars, makes it all that much more rewarding to thumb one's nose at Porsche owners. Dodge Magnum For years, the station wagons were the mommymobiles of choice -- but the Magnum shows us that wagons can be manly, too. With engine choices starting at 190 horsepower and going all the way up to the 340 hp and 425 hp Hemi V8s, plus big wheels and magnificently menacing styling, the Dodge Magnum practically drips testosterone. Each time I drive one, I look underneath for a pair ofâ€Â¦ well, you know. I haven't found them, but I'm sure they're under there somewhere. Dodge Viper 510 horsepower now, 600 horsepower coming in 2008. 'Nuff said. Infiniti G35 There are plenty of rear-wheel-drive sport-luxury sedans on the market, but it's the G35's 350Z DNA (see below) that gives it its guy appeal. The G35's 306 horsepower makes cornering with finesse a little tricky -- it takes a light foot when exiting corners to avoid incurring the traction control system's wrath -- but this car jets away from the traffic lights like nobody's business. And the rear-wheel-drive layout may rob rear-seat and trunk space -- but, hey, that's why they invented the two-car family. Lexus LS 460 Gadgets and guys just naturally go together -- do you think it's a coincidence that they both start with the letter G? The LS has long been the showcase for Lexus' latest and greatest, with gadgets like radar cruise control that automatically keeps a set distance from the car in front, push-button starting, and even a self-parking feature. For those who can afford to have someone else drive them, the LS460 even offers an extended-wheelbase model with optional reclining rear seats (complete with electric massage) and dual-screen video system. Add chips and a Godfather DVD and it's the ultimate rolling living room! Nissan 350Z My dearly-departed Uncle Ben was one of the manliest men I know -- not in a body-builder-Marine sense, but in a women-love-me-and-men-want-to-be-me sense. He discovered Nissan Z-cars in the mid 80s, and after he bought his first one (a 300ZX) he never bought another type of car. All Zs, past and present, have a few things in common: They look cool, they go fast, and they rarely break. They have flashy exteriors and business-class interiors that always suited my Unc just fine. Besides, among car guys, there's just something about a Z that commands respect. Ford ( any kind sorta ) To lazy to type. Took me awhile to type...! If you don't agree ooo Top 10 Cars for Men - Best cars for men At least give sources Edited July 1, 2010 by BlackEyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Top 10 Cars for Men - Best cars for men At least give sources Ah thank you Blackeyes. Knew he copied it from somewhere but was too lazy to look. thats an old list too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Top 10 Cars for Men - Best cars for men At least give sources excalibuR will receive a failing grade this semester for plagiarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deag1e Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 its funny he copys the list of cars for him to get yet every car on that list is more than likely out of mikes price range being due to the fact that he bought a 2003 celica. excalibur maybe you should stop playing css and goto your dads shop and learn a thing or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Best cars for the man kind...!Chevrolet Corvette While there are no doubt plenty of women who are Corvette owners, the 'Vette always has been, and always will be, a guy's car. Not only is it the symbol of the male mid-life crisis, but its wide body and over-the-top V8 engine make it an ode to excess that the male members of our species are hard-wired to appreciate. And then there's the Corvette's inherent patriotic appeal -- and the fact that Chevy has improved the chassis to the point that the newest 'Vettes are serious track cars, makes it all that much more rewarding to thumb one's nose at Porsche owners. Dodge Magnum For years, the station wagons were the mommymobiles of choice -- but the Magnum shows us that wagons can be manly, too. With engine choices starting at 190 horsepower and going all the way up to the 340 hp and 425 hp Hemi V8s, plus big wheels and magnificently menacing styling, the Dodge Magnum practically drips testosterone. Each time I drive one, I look underneath for a pair of… well, you know. I haven't found them, but I'm sure they're under there somewhere. Dodge Viper 510 horsepower now, 600 horsepower coming in 2008. 'Nuff said. Infiniti G35 There are plenty of rear-wheel-drive sport-luxury sedans on the market, but it's the G35's 350Z DNA (see below) that gives it its guy appeal. The G35's 306 horsepower makes cornering with finesse a little tricky -- it takes a light foot when exiting corners to avoid incurring the traction control system's wrath -- but this car jets away from the traffic lights like nobody's business. And the rear-wheel-drive layout may rob rear-seat and trunk space -- but, hey, that's why they invented the two-car family. Lexus LS 460 Gadgets and guys just naturally go together -- do you think it's a coincidence that they both start with the letter G? The LS has long been the showcase for Lexus' latest and greatest, with gadgets like radar cruise control that automatically keeps a set distance from the car in front, push-button starting, and even a self-parking feature. For those who can afford to have someone else drive them, the LS460 even offers an extended-wheelbase model with optional reclining rear seats (complete with electric massage) and dual-screen video system. Add chips and a Godfather DVD and it's the ultimate rolling living room! Nissan 350Z My dearly-departed Uncle Ben was one of the manliest men I know -- not in a body-builder-Marine sense, but in a women-love-me-and-men-want-to-be-me sense. He discovered Nissan Z-cars in the mid 80s, and after he bought his first one (a 300ZX) he never bought another type of car. All Zs, past and present, have a few things in common: They look cool, they go fast, and they rarely break. They have flashy exteriors and business-class interiors that always suited my Unc just fine. Besides, among car guys, there's just something about a Z that commands respect. Ford ( sucks ) To lazy to type. GM 1 word RELIABLE Took me awhile to type...! If you don't agree ooo Fords do sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade223333 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Fords are the sht I have a 350 20mpg goin 80 and 40 gallon tank u add that up and I had a 1970 ford 150 that lasted since then and same mpg (25) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Already am. My friend Kyle had a 1997 celica and he had sound activated underglow. Then he wrecked it... By the way, I did consider mitsubishi. My neighbor has an eclipse and runs pretty shitty, im not going to lie. By neon I mean a Dodge Neon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Nothing wrong with the celica, I'm sure its reliable and will get good gas mileage and was cheap. This guy is 17, it really isn't a bad option. You think chicks give two shits about it? Most will say its "cute" if your going to get a Toyota, get a Supra. and non of that pussy N/A Auto crap lol Actually the N/A auto crap supra as you call it, is still a great platform to build on. They have the same shortblock/rear as the turbo supra. Buddy of mine is building one, swapping a 6 speed in it and a 88MM turbo, will start with 650rwhp on the stock shortblock Holy crap....:love: I got nothing else to say in here, you kids are retarded, stick to video games, stay away from cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Actually the N/A auto crap supra as you call it, is still a great platform to build on. They have the same shortblock/rear as the turbo supra. Buddy of mine is building one, swapping a 6 speed in it and a 88MM turbo, will start with 650rwhp on the stock shortblock True. for the most part the short block is the same. but good luck sticking 600 hp to a stock na auto tranny lol. im a 2JZ fan myself, can hold a crap load of power on a stock block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guntorn Dragon Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I want a Chevy Avalanche, or a 1997 Pontiac Firebird, metallic purple paint. (or back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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