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  • 2 weeks later...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

 

John - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it.

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!

 

AFTER MARRIAGE:

 

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