Stealth Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 If someone yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, would have produced enough energy to heat one cup of coffee ... * (Hardly seems worth trying.) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes ... * (30 minutes. woah?!) Smashing your head in the wall burn 150 calories per hour ... * (I'm still thinking about the pig, damn it ... 30 minutes?! ....) - A cockroach will live nine days without a head, before dying of starvation ... * (I envy the pig!) - Some lions fuck over 50 times a day ... * (I'd rather be a pig, quality rather than quantity!) - The butterflies sipping their own paws ... * (This is something I always wanted to do.) - The elephant is the only animal that can not jump ... * (... 30 minutes ... this is a crazy pig!) - A cat's urine glows phosphorescent, under a bright light ... * (OMG 30 MINUTES!) - An ostrich's eyes are bigger than its brain ... * (I know people like that ...) - The starfish have no brain ... * (I also know people like that ...) - Polar bears are deaf ... * (Poor bears...) - Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. * (And if a dolphin had sex with a pig? 30 minutes, what a phenomenon!) .. From now on, I feel extremely flattered when a woman tells me: "You're a Pig!" :xd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 That is cool I rather be the lion tough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Can I be a pig and and a lion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Can I be a pig and and a lion? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoohoo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 You way over did the pig thing,ruined the thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 - The elephant is the only animal that can not jump ... Does that mean Prius is an elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 This thread was both entertaining and informative...Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjuaguese Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Nope. Lol win. I'd want to be a Pion (Pig+Lion) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1llz Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Lol win. I'd want to be a Pion (Pig+Lion) I want to be that too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Also, the title of this thread makes me hate everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEyes Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 copypasta Interesting facts (with a little editing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 then why do polar bears have ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChosenOne54 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 30 minutes 0_o I want to be a pig all of sudden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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