Guest Crothers Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 So for all you who don't know (which I assume is everyone) it was HT|Homer's 21st birthday today... Oh shit you shoulda been there- So we start the night off and Mike decided to buy some case of shitty ass beer from Mexico or somethin, and a single beer which was labeled "Bourbon" beer.... 16 beers later we head to TGIF fridays.. We start out with a "stoplight" for those who dont know what that is its a green, yellow, and red shot lineup of shit I dont even know what it is. So there was the green light (since green means go right?) Then there was the yellow light which means slow down (yea right? on your 21st? noooo) Then there was the redlight, normally this means stop, but we lost sight of that fact and kept getting him plowed. Well also I forgot to mention there was a drink before this, but I didn't think to use the camera... fail. After we got through those drinks we got him this thing where you drop the shot glass into the beer. I was laughing to hard to remember these names so once again. fail. Now were getting "fuzzy", I believe the exact quote was "Alex why are you blurry". Which led us into yet another drink. Now he has some southern comfort thingy with juice. I have no idea once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crothers Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Now this time his sister was busy in the bathroom pissing and overheard some girls talking, which led her to think "Hmm while I'm sitting here pissing, I should ask these girls if they wanna get my brother a drink and take pictures". The girls being amazing sluts with big boobs decided "sure we'll do it" After these drinks, we sure weren't finished.. but first we took a group shot. Then we continued to pour more alcohal down his throat, with the help of our smokin hot waitress. By this time, he can no longer walk in a straight line, see 3 feet in front of his face or articulate his thoughts into spoken word. Time to tease him with the empty glasses. Then we got into the car (we were sober FYI don't drink and drive k) and his sister got lost in the parking lot for about 10 minutes (empty parking lot at 1am). He then went to am/pm and got another beer and we headed home. Then we played the peer preasure game and got him to smoke a cig!!!! and now he's passed out. Some memorable quotes- "Alex why are you blurry" "I can't feel my face" "Your lost, let me drive" "Lets go to the titty bar" (We went but they were closed ) "Whats funny is I didn't feel that" (After alex smacked him in the head with a beer label) "Now I'm cool like you guys" (When he was smoking) Some important things to remember kids! Smoking is bad, it doesn't make you cool. Drinking kills more people each year then aids. Drinking and driving is bad. Don't do it. Oh, and he didn't puke GG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJK Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Good times :cheers::hi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Rofl :cheers: Happy Birthday Homer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piscian Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) happy birthday Sir Holy Crapple I just realized Homer's a Piscian too! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!! Edited March 17, 2009 by piscian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Drinking is not cool! Stupid americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Where is the picture of Homer hugging the toilet? HBDP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillHouse Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday man hope you don't feel it in the mornin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pF- Dani -HG- Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday Bran!!!! Now you're legal *winks* Why do you still look 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynasty Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Aha. Happy burfday[: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday, Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday Looks like you all had fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pF- Rob Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birtsday Homer, hopefully you make it to your next one Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenEyes Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Try Ouzo Homer it's way better than beer (peer pressure FtW!). That's a great way to party though get the waitress to get him to slam a couple down. By the Way It's Saint PATRICK'S day!!!! So Back To drinking your green ale, whiskey, rum, vodka, and whatever else makes you happy... (Irish Cream is the true winner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Glad we took all the pictures sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 21st birthday parties: Where the objective is literally to try to kill the birthday boy/girl with alcohol poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIR--_ Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Glad we took all the pictures sideways. ROFLLLLL. ban pleazzzz VEGASSSS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAPD Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG.Z Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 HAPPY B-DAY HOMER ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 haha Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhaJha Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Happy Birthday, Homer -DeAdMaN.7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 happy birthday . hopefully he'll remember those hot babes when he wakes up! p.s. i think the one where u drop the shot into the glass of beer and then chug is called a irish car bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crothers Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 He finally ralphed after he got liquored up again last night as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koragan Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 All you were missing was the cheap hookers... oh wait no they were there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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