mr.E Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 (edited) Post any jokes what you want (Dirty,Husband and Wife jokes and more) And who writes the best joke i'm gonna put his name in Hall of Fame ~~~~HALL OF FAME~~~~ Edited August 17, 2010 by mr.E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I don't think we can post racist jokes..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 inb4 no racist jokes...... .....curse you lack!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 inb4 no racist jokes...... .....curse you lack!!! 6 minutes behind luls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.E Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! ------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. ------------------------------------------------------- I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... ------------------------------------------------------- I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. ------------------------------------------------------- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" ------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ------------------------------------------------------- Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up. ------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. ------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all. ------------------------------------------------------- I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. ------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home. ------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.E Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 This thread has ''DIED'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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