n1ckkkkk Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing." - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries. - Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee. - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her." - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas. - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!" - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gracefail<3 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her." - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!" I really do doubt this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Hello, I am Dr.jiggles and i approve of this message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rudabaga Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 The little girls face is how I am feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 The little girls face is how I am feeling. Cant reuse pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Cant reuse pictures I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 I just did. Theres consequences for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 inb4 consequences will never be the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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