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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

 

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

 

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

 

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

 

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

 

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

 

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

 

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

 

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

 

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

 

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

 

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

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