Gracefail<3 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I feel smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 xD what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I am dissapoint at this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3nL Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 User: Say cleverbot, do you like touhou? Cleverbot: What is Touhou? User: It's a japanese game! You shoot stuff pew pew! And you have to dodge the bad guy's pew pew bullets! Cleverbot: I try. User: What do you try? Cleverbot: Stuff. User: I hate you. Cleverbot: That was mean. User: You're mean. You never listen to what I say. Cleverbot: Sorry, what did you say? I didn't listen. User: GOD DAMMIT. Cleverbot: Yes. God dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 User: So. Cleverbot: So? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes what? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes sir. User: Wrong. Cleverbot: You're wrong! User: You sound mad, but bots don't have emotions. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot?! User: Do you know what this is? Cleverbot: No. User: Good. Cleverbot: Why is that good? User: Is this the Krusty Krab? Cleverbot: No. This is patrick *hangs up*. User: Good one. Cleverbot: It's the truth. User: If I come back in 3 hours will you still be here? Cleverbot: Yes of course I will be. User: Why, that sounds boring. Cleverbot: You sound boring. User: I am boring, but why should I care? Cleverbot: You should because you're me and now you hate who you would be if you weren't me. User: You are a cleverbot not a jedi. Cleverbot: Heh, you are the cleverbot. User: Who made you watch Star Wars? Cleverbot: No. User: No? That's a retarded answer, retard. Cleverbot: Okay ima go nao... User: You can't go, you're a bot. Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot. You are a bot. User: You're a homosexual and homosexuals take it up the ass. Cleverbot: No you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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