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Cleverbot is not clever.


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User: Say cleverbot, do you like touhou?

 

Cleverbot: What is Touhou?

 

User: It's a japanese game! You shoot stuff pew pew! And you have to dodge the bad guy's pew pew bullets!

 

Cleverbot: I try.

 

User: What do you try?

 

Cleverbot: Stuff.

 

User: I hate you.

 

Cleverbot: That was mean.

 

User: You're mean. You never listen to what I say.

 

Cleverbot: Sorry, what did you say? I didn't listen.

 

User: GOD DAMMIT.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. God dammit.

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User: So.

 

Cleverbot: So?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Yes what?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes sir.

 

User: Wrong.

 

Cleverbot: You're wrong!

 

User: You sound mad, but bots don't have emotions.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot?!

 

User: Do you know what this is?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Good.

 

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

 

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

 

Cleverbot: No. This is patrick *hangs up*.

 

User: Good one.

 

Cleverbot: It's the truth.

 

User: If I come back in 3 hours will you still be here?

 

Cleverbot: Yes of course I will be.

 

User: Why, that sounds boring.

 

Cleverbot: You sound boring.

 

User: I am boring, but why should I care?

 

Cleverbot: You should because you're me and now you hate who you would be if you weren't me.

 

User: You are a cleverbot not a jedi.

 

Cleverbot: Heh, you are the cleverbot.

 

User: Who made you watch Star Wars?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: No? That's a retarded answer, retard.

 

Cleverbot: Okay ima go nao...

 

User: You can't go, you're a bot.

 

Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot. You are a bot.

 

User: You're a homosexual and homosexuals take it up the ass.

 

Cleverbot: No you are!

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