SayHelloRosco Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Me and my mommy were watching The Big C. It's a TV show on HBO about a woman who has cancer, and her days are limited. So she goes about doing crazy shit, and it's pretty funny at moments. One scene, she finds her son watching some porno and beatin' it. So then she starts to watch it with him to "explain" all the things wrong with it. It's pretty hilarious. So after the scene, my mum starts asking me some "questions"... And finally she asks "Do you watch that stuff?". At first I said "YEP!" jokingly. Then she asked "really" a few times, and the more she asks, the more I get serious. So then I hide my face under the blanket hanging off our couch, embarrassed as hell. The next things she said suprised me a little. "There is nothing to be ashamed about, everyone does it." "The only thing is that a lot of that stuff contains viruses, so just watch clips that aren't the download type." So she said i could watch porn, as long as you don't download it. :dots: And she wasn't kidding, I asked her. But, I am still so embarrassed. I just want to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 She wants you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 WOW LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 good show i like the fat one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Why you lyin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 So your parents don't care if you watch porn.. I don't get what the bad part of this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I learned a lot from porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I learned a lot from porn Apparently Sync didn't.. zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Apparently Sync didn't.. zing o pz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthius Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I read this and laughed for a moment. But really, I don't think that a mother watching porn with her son while he beats it is.....WELL You know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I read this and laughed for a moment. But really, I don't think that a mother watching porn with her son while he beats it is.....WELL You know. he's not beating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthius Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Pics or it happend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Who Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 lols and i dont see the bad side of it just put a sign on your door wanking off do not enter lols be back in 45 mins lols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 It's just like ur mom said dude, everybody does it (watching porn), mostly at least, so don't feel bad about it. I understand how that would feel kinda weird though, I try to avoid sexual detail while talking to my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 He is still gonna sneak around so I dont see the difference. Maybe his mom will cheer him on or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c00k1em0nst3r Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 cool story bro. i lol'd tho..so 1/2+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 wow your mom is cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Dear Penthouse Forum........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Holy shit xD Something almost the same has also happened to me D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayHelloRosco Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Exactly, I said it was the most AWKWARD moment, not the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Like I always say bro. If haven't gotten caught then you aren't taking enough chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I plan on giving my son access to the porn server, and putting a computer in his room, when he is at that age. I will also be buying him some lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I have a playboy magazine on my desk and my parents don't give a crap. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I have a playboy magazine on my desk and my parents don't give a crap. :cool: What1!, how do you fap to playboy... oh wait Age 14 see what i did therE?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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