n1ckkkkk Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 This guy wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she had a boyfriend. One day he got so frustrated and said, "I will give you $100 if you let me screw you" she said, "NO!". He said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." So she called her boyfriend and told him the story, he said "Tell him $200, and then pick it up really fast, so he wont be able to drop his pants." She agrees. 45 Minutes later, the boyfriend calls and asks what happend. She responded, "The fucking prick used coins". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Smart man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 LOLOLOL ima use this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 I could have done it with 50s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Camel Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 lmfaoooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkanater123 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 lawl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lt. Awesome Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 oh god terry, hahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssmurrf Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Lolz..Ima remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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